"Wanna be friends?"

"Who are you?"

"I'm on here with you. I'm new."

"Yes, but, who are you?"

"I just wanna be friends."

"I understand that. I still want to know who you are."

"I'm a good person."

"That may be true, but it doesn't tell me anything about you."

"What you wanna know?"

"Oh god, please, just tell me, who are you?"

"I'm a good friend. I won't hurt you. I'm a nice person."

"Okay, you're a nice person. You don't know who you are. I don't know who you are. So guess what?"

"What?"

REJECT