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An Admission to Magnificent Rascal

A public acknowledgment of legitimate editorial discretion.
A recent poem that I submitted was rejected by an editor here. It was a piece about hope, struggle, love, tenderness, and overcoming fear. It dealt with the hardship of sacrifice and the heavenly joy of lovers’ intimacy. It described one man’s struggle to overcome his limitations so that another could benefit.

The piece was originally entitled “I Knew a Chap Horatio who Struggled with Fellatio.” Because the editor criticized the misuse of a word in the title, it was subsequently renamed to “I Knew a Chap Who was Remiss About His Poor Cunnilingus.” Regardless of appellation, it was a well conceived and noble work that has been applauded elsewhere. For it displays excellent meter and a sound rhyme scheme when read, as the famous quote goes, “trippingly on the tongue.”

But I have decided NOT to fight to have the work published on this site. Instead I shall take the high road, and gracefully accept its rejection.

So Ms. Rascal, you have won. I concede defeat. I am licked.
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Comments(9)

fuzzy1954
Posted 03 Jan 2013 09:41
may I offer you a cup of my tea?? when this happens to me....
and it has happened more than once (my lack of good grammar)
I sit with my tea... come sit with me
billybroadband
Posted 03 Jan 2013 05:34
well, at least you got to blow off steam.....
Kari
Posted 02 Jan 2013 19:11
Been there had that done to me ...lol
Rascal
Posted 02 Jan 2013 15:43
Aha, They finally caught up to you, Lee. Even though I suspect this is tongue in cheek.
CKAcres
Posted 02 Jan 2013 15:40
Admitting defeat is mighty big of you Lee. At our age rejection come all to often. hang in there.
Rumple_deWriter
Posted 02 Jan 2013 14:01
I've had stories set in the American south during the '60's rejected because the "N" word appears. Didn't agree with the decision or the thinking behind it...BUT...while I'm free to write what I want, this site and staff has the right to set and enforce its own standards, IMHO.

:glasses8:
Dreamcatcher
Posted 02 Jan 2013 13:41
Heck.. I've had stuff rejected because of silly stuff like grammar.. punctuation.. and poor subject matter.. imagine that.. especially when it was DM rejecting me..
DirtyMartini
Posted 02 Jan 2013 12:52
I'm assuming this piece is a bit "tongue in cheek"...btw, if it's any consolation Lee, and probably not...I work here and I've had stuff rejected...and no, I didn't get to reject my own submissions...jeez...
magnificent1rascal
Posted 02 Jan 2013 12:30
I'm so glad the rejection didn't leave you tongue-tied.
 

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