This little ditty is my hundredth post
So have a little pity and give me a toast.

Here's to me and all I have written
A whole lotta time on my ass just sittin'.

I know.. I know.. not all my work was good
But win some, lose some, that's always understood.

Some writers here have hundreds of followers or more
I have a few.. Hmmm.. lets me see.. carry the one.. Four!

When I started writing, it was with charcoal and stone
Pterodactyls overhead and hiding in caves all alone.

Now I have the best technology has to offer
A keyboard and a screen to create each proffer.

Submit! Edit! Publish! And hope for the best
Which mod will you get? Will it pass the test?

Somewhere a mod has to put down their beer
Will they approve it or stamp it "Nay! manure of steer!"

There is a chance I may be celebrating too soon
The tide is coming in on a full blood moon.

It's just my luck that some defect will be detected
And some beer-less mod will be forced to reject it.

I'm a pessimist and always think the worst
The tension is exhausting, and I've built quite a thirst.

So in honor of my 100th post drinks are on me
But don't get too excited, it's only iced tea.

No serious drinking until I stop all this cryin'
If it does get approved, then the mods are buyin'.