I have been all over the earth. 

I have left footprints in blood and clay in every nursery rhyme.  

If I had a chance I would dance on everybody's grave. 

Don't you think a merry jig is a good reason to live?

If you ask me how many paces it is to the moon,  I'll laugh and say you are not old enough to drink that white light. 

You think you have paid the price? 

Maybe you have but I minted that coin. 

Keep your eyes open and close the door. 

Cause I'm tellen you kid if you lay muddy tracks is in here one more time I am going to wash your filthy mouth out with soap. 

And  you'll have no excuse but to dig your grave with  jiggles not poems. 

Oh you think im funny huh.? 

Good. 

My feet hurt. 

Could I have a beer and some of the family stew? 

~mliarrr