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Billy The Bedbug

Dada dada, dum dum
Dum dum, doodly doo
Dum dum, dada dada
Dum dum

Let's rave!

Put your hands up in the air for that pest,
Billy the Bedbug
Who heck is that you ask
Shoulders you may shrug

Well, he's the baddest bedbug
To ever hit the town
Since the maid forgot Room 302
Never did the turndown

Billy's a little tiny critter with an awful bite
Like's to dance and party on your back all night
While you sleep, him and his buddies creep

Creep creep
Beep beep beep
I say
Creep creep
Beep beep beep

I say, hey there Billy
Watcha doin' there on my belly
Snackin' on my button
Like it's peanut butter and jelly

I say, hey there Billy
Watcha doin' there on my willy
Like a skeeter on my peter
I might just whack it off

Uh oooooh
Oooooh no
I think one of your friends
Just crawled up the crack of my ass!

Dum dum, doodly doo
Dum dum, dada dada
Dum dum

Let's party!

Go Billy go go go Billy go go go Billy go go
Get outta my bed
And please let me get back to counting sheep

Beep beep
Creep creep creep
Beep beep
Creep creep creep

I say
Oh, Billy, won't you just go away
At least until I check out for good
Then the room is all yours
And you're free to stay

Creep creep
Doodly doo
Beep beep
Dada dada
Dum Dum
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