About Barney_Fife


I am a self proclaimed smart ass who like to find comedy in the weirdest of places or situations. I'm a pretty laid back easy to talk to kind of straight forward guy. I am a family orientated guy with lots of interests. I love to talk and meet new people.

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Chicago, United States
Reading and Writing, sports of all kids. An outdoorsy guy who likes to take time to turn over rocks and to smell the roses or star gaze on a clear night. Fishing. Love to cook and experiment in the kitchen... mad mad breakfast making skills.
Favorite Books:
Anything Heinland. I'm a huge Sci-fi/Fantasy reader...

Wheel of Time Sword of Truth The Cat That Walks Through Walls.
Favorite Authors:
Way to many to name...
Favorite Movies:
Mel Brooks.. absolutely love his movies. Most Sci-fi movies

Favorite Music:
Rock and Roll. period. end of story. is there any other? Yes Zeppelin Linkin Park Foo Fighters

I love the old and the new... all I need is a great hook and a pounding beat.


Date Joined:
14 Oct 2010
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Topic: What's Happening?
Posted: 18 Oct 2010 17:51

I'm at school... Yay!

Topic: The Random Blurt Thread
Posted: 16 Oct 2010 16:50

My coffee pot has taken me prisoner! coffee

Topic: Favorite quotes
Posted: 16 Oct 2010 10:45

Its good to be the King! - Mel Brooks

Topic: Word Association Game
Posted: 16 Oct 2010 10:44


Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 16 Oct 2010 10:41

You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth - Meatloaf

Great song!

Im listening to Irredesnce by Linkin Park

Topic: The Random Blurt Thread
Posted: 15 Oct 2010 20:18

Dammit! (my favorite blurt) hello2

Topic: Share a Memory
Posted: 15 Oct 2010 19:04

Sitting around playing board games with my friends... the pizza, soda and the um spirited play. Risk was one of our favorites followed by Axis and Allies and Nuclear war. Lord that was fun.clapping

Topic: Today I feel _________________ because .....
Posted: 15 Oct 2010 10:11

Today I feel sad because something is slowly dying.
Today I feel optimistic because that same something is slowly dying.

Topic: What's in your mug?
Posted: 15 Oct 2010 10:06

coffee. Is there any other drink?

Topic: The Random Blurt Thread
Posted: 15 Oct 2010 10:05

I want a cookie and I can't have them!!! ARH!!!

You always want a cookie LOL icon_biggrin

Who doesn't always want a cookie? Or cake?

omg! caaaaaaaakeeee!

LMB Do you like cake? I hate it myself! Liar

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