About ShamelessFlirt

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If I had to describe myself, I'd say I'm a decent home cook and a bit of a foodie. I have nerd-like tendencies. I'm also told I'm a smartass. I'm easy to talk to and I don't judge. When I care about someone, there isn't anything I wouldn't do to see them smile. Words come easily to me and my feelings run deep so my flirting comes from a love of banter more than an attempt at seduction. Touch my heart and you have made a loyal friend. I'm also told I can be charming, but the reality is people feed off of each other and what you find is a combination of what I feel comfortable sharing and what you bring out in me.

At the end of the day, we're all many things. I can be a figment of your imagination. A piece of fiction for you to mold to your needs and keep on hand for when you have an urge you want to indulge. A rumor, recognizable only as déjà vu and dismissed just as quickly. A character right out of a bad novel too cliche to ever be considered to be made into a screenplay. The most important thing you have to know about me is that no matter how I express myself, I'm always genuine and sincere.

** I apologize in advance for any typos, I have vision issues which make typing difficult. The irony is typos probably bother me more than the average person because I happen to love language and words.

Name:
Hugh Moore
Sex:
Male 
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Location:
Nerdvana, New Jersey, United States
Local Time:
18 Sep 2019 03:56
Interests:
Making Dani smile, Friendship, conversation & sharing a bit of myself, Tech, Food, Music, Words, Learning and satisfying my unquenchable curiosity
Favorite Books:
Xanth series by Piers Anthony, Outlanders series by James Axler , Dark Tower series by Stephen King
Favorite Authors:
I know I'm leaving out a few but in no particular order...
Stephen King
John Grisham
Theadore Geisel
Piers Anthony
Michael Crichton
Michael Connelly
Robin Cook
Ann Rice / Ann Rampling
Scott Turow
Erma Bombeck
Berkley Breathed (Opus)
Scott Adams (Dilbert)
Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbs)
Gary Larson (Far Side)
Stephen Pastis (Pearls before swine)
Jim Unger (Herman)
Favorite Movies:
Just to name a few ...
Clockwork Orange, Pulp fiction, Usual suspects, Sixth sense, Snatch, Room 1408, Crazy as hell, Sin city, Sherlock Holmes, Dogma, Clerks, Star wars, LOTR, Office space, Blazing saddles, History of the world, The Sting, Purple Rain
Favourite TV Shows:
Scratching the surface ...
Firefly, American Gothic by Sean Cassidy, Twilight Zone, White Collar, Californication, The Practice, Boston Legal, Burn notice, Leverage, Suits, Castle, Game of thrones, Mr. Robot, Archer, Family guy, Bugs Bunny, entire StarTrek Franchise
Favorite Music:
Jazz, Hard rock, Metal, Grunge and Techno ...Even some Rap and Opera; Pretty much anything but Country and Disco ...lol

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Topic: A guy walks into a bar ...
Posted: 25 Apr 2018 16:02

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's 3 AM.

"I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over.

Then, a louder knock follows.

"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.

So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs.

He opens the door and there is man standing at the door.
It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

"Hi there," slurs the stranger, "can you give me a push?"

"No, get lost, it's 3 AM. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"

"But the guy was drunk." says the husband.

"It doesn't matter." says the wife.
"He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."

So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.

He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"

And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing."

Topic: A guy walks into a bar ...
Posted: 25 Apr 2018 15:47

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman go into a rather filthy local pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down, and one lands in each of the pints.

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.

The Irishman picks out the fly, shrugs and takes a long swallow.

The Scotsman reaches into the mug, pinches the fly between his fingers and screams, "Spit it out, ya little bugger! Spit it out!"

Topic: A guy walks into a bar ...
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 16:18

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of a a joke?”

Topic: A guy walks into a bar ...
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 16:15

A snake slithers into a bar and asks for a beer.

The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here.

" "Why not?" asks the snake.

"You can't hold your liquor."

Topic: A guy walks into a bar ...
Posted: 19 Apr 2018 16:11

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says, "You have a drink called Freddy?"

Topic: Can't create a sig
Posted: 13 Apr 2018 17:36

Mega-congrats on achieving this milestone in your literary career. ;) Your link is working, at least for me. Just a suggestion -- you might want to consider linking to the 'All Stories' list on your profile instead of the one you're now using.

Now carry on in a most Shameless manner. ;)

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Got it, Thank you!

Topic: Can't create a sig
Posted: 13 Apr 2018 01:25

OK, I get a critical error when trying to save but it appears to work <img src="/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">

Topic: A guy walks into a bar ...
Posted: 11 Apr 2018 22:26

Two guys walk into a bar and sit down at a table.
The barkeep comes over to them and asks, "What can I serve you, gentlemen?"

One of them says to the barkeep, "I'll bet you a pitcher of your finest beer that I can lick my eye."

The barkeep says, "I've had guys come in here that could lick their nose but never have I ever seen one that could lick his eye. I'll take that bet."
So the guy reaches up, pulls out his glass eye, licks it, and puts it back in his eye socket.

The barkeep says, "Damn, you got me."

He brings the guys a pitcher of beer and goes about tending the bar.
When that pitcher starts to get low the barkeep comes back and asks, "Are you gentlemen ready for another?"

The same guy answers, "I'll bet you another pitcher of your finest beer that I can bite my ear."

The barkeep hesitates for a moment and looks at the guy's left ear, his right ear, and says, "There's no way you've got an artificial ear. I'll take that bet."

The guy reaches up, pulls out his false teeth, bites his ear with them, and puts them back in his mouth.

The barkeep says, "Damn, you got me again."
He brings the guys another pitcher of beer and goes about tending the bar.

A little later the betting guy is drunk, gets up and staggers over to the bar and lays a $100 bill on the bar saying, "I'll bet you a hundred that I can pee and fill 10 shot glasses lined up on the bar with their rims touching without spilling a drop on the bar from 3 feet away."

The barkeep says, "It'll be worth $100 to see that so I bet you can't do it."
He puts his own $100 on the bar, lines up 10 shot glasses and steps back.

The drunk whips it out and pees all over the shot glasses, the bar, and the floor.
The barkeep picks up the two $100 bills with a smile on his face, gets out his towel and starts to wipe it up. He then notices the drunk is smiling and says, "I just made $100, you just LOST $100, why are you smiling??"

The drunk says, "you see the guy over there I've been drinking with all this time?
I just bet him $1,000 that I could come over here, pee all over the bar, and that you'd wipe it up with a smile on your face."

Topic: A guy walks into a bar ...
Posted: 11 Apr 2018 22:08

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar and ask for a drink. The bartender says, "OK, but I don't want you starting anything in here."

Topic: A guy walks into a bar ...
Posted: 11 Apr 2018 22:06

Three vampires walk into a bar. "What can I get ya?" asks the bartender.

"Blood," orders the first vampire.

"Make it two," says the second.

The bartender looks at the third. "What about you, buddy?"

"Plasma," says the vampire.

"Okay," replies the barman. "Let me make sure I've got this straight. Two bloods and a blood light.

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Presence

Life would be meaningless without your love,  the sound of the whispering rain on fallen leaves  stirring up the fresh smell of air that has been scrubbed clean  wasted without your heart to share it with.  Because without you there is only the thought of you,  creating an all-consuming emptiness that demands to be pursued  to realize any semblance of happiness.  Without you, there may...

Added 21 May 2018 | Category Poetry | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 249

Inseparable"

  To watch someone you love suffer in any way,  and then stand idly by your voice silent and thoughts unable to convey  Is the worst kind of torture, to pretend everything's okay.  My heart threatens to burst, at the mere thought of your dismay.  I just want to hold you and make it all disappear,  wrap you up tight in my arms and dispel your every fear.  My world has changed, because of...

Added 23 Apr 2018 | Category Poetry | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 267

It starts with a kiss

Whatever honey  drips from my lips  would taste infinitely sweeter  if pressed into a kiss So kiss me with abandon  and hear the song my heartstrings play  that I might hold you tight  and let the beat take our breath away Until I can finally wake  to your beautiful face pull you tight  into my embrace  Look at you  through eyes unwaveringly adoring  kiss you deeply  and bid you good...

Added 16 Apr 2018 | Category Poetry | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 367

Every little thing

  You've touched my heart  to my very soul. You came into my life  and made me whole.  I wish I could lie down beside you  when each day is done,  and wake up to your face  in the soft light of the rising sun. I've held you tight in my arms and kissed your lips in a dream, I'll love you from morning till night  and every fraction of a second inbetween. It's not because you're...

Added 13 Apr 2018 | Category Poetry | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 326

Faith

  I picture you dressed all in white a veil on your head  and unspoiled  as a freshly fallen snowdrift. My heart catches in my throat, As I gaze at your ethereal silhouette through the Vaseline glaze of tears in my eyes. Frozen in place  and not daring to move. Afraid I might wake and find everything has vanished from this dream place. Dare I tempt my heart  with these images? Stoke...

Added 11 Apr 2018 | Category Poetry | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 383

Holding hands

Sunrise or sunset, blue skies or rain one thing will always be true I simply want to be able  to hold hands with you There will always be time for passionate kisses and gazing deep into your eyes but nothing can replace the intimacy of walking hand-in-hand, together through our lives It's not quite holding you close but it certainly strengthens our connection our fingers laced together...

Added 07 Apr 2018 | Category Poetry | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 343

Date night

I would love to kiss your lips when they're moist with wine  and painted red with desire.  Gaze into your eyes where your love smolders  glowing with passions fire. Feel your bodies warm alabaster flesh  burn against mine in a romantic embrace  imaging strands of your hair tangled and enmeshed  veiling desperate kisses all over my face. Not for me the cold calm kiss  of a virgin's...

Added 26 Mar 2018 | Category Poetry | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 465 | 2 Comments

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