If you came to this page in search of peace and sanity, I am sorry to say that you have come to the wrong place. If you came in search of weirdness, total extremes, and total insanity, I may be able to entertain you. If you're looking for a friend to talk to, a shoulder to cry on, or a dummy to vent at, I'm always willing and ready. And if you're just looking for a good read, I may have just what you're looking for. So how may I help you today?
Well then I guess I'm glad I've been working on my sneak and thief skills lately. Stealthy ninja steal the end of the line.
Yes? Oh, just trying to take my spot, I see.
This boot shall never scoot, but it shall walk its way to its rightful place at the END OF THE LINE!
Not if I can help it. I claim this spot as mine.
Good afternoon
Nothing much. Just reading papers, drinking coffee, fighting zombies, taking the end of the line. The usual.
Sorry Rebs, but I don't miss anything(0_0)
No problem, ma'am. Allowing others to have the front is what I do best. (-_^)b
Because the proper Texas gentleman always lets the woman go first and ends up last.
HiNow bye. The end belongs to me now(-_^)
"Miss, Vena! Welcome back!" "Aye, Vena. It's been a while sweet heart." "Yo! Vena! Over here!" "Molo, Vena. Kuye mzuzwana, abe na?" "Hey, Vena!" "Welcome back, miss snake. What'll it be tonight?" "I told you," Vena replied. "It's not snake. It's Vena. Give me a caipirinha." "You know I can't do that," the bartender replied. "Besides, even if I knew how to mix that, a girl...
Added 30 Jul 2017 | Category Adventure | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 792 | 2 Comments
Hate was such an unusual thing. Hate could be applied to so many things: enemies, animals, emotions, random people, freedoms, abilities, on and on unto infinity. But for Alex, hate was the emotion he felt whenever an entire place seemed against him. Navigating the maze of buildings proved far more difficult than necessary. Despite meeting only a few people and creatures along the way,...
Added 30 Jan 2017 | Category Adventure | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 803
It had taken some time for Alex to assess his situation after Arakne disappeared. Of the multitude of supplies he had started out with, only his bag, a few changes of clothes and an empty water sack remained. Even the gold he'd hidden within a pocket on the inside of his shirt was gone. That damn witch, he cursed silently. It was going to be a long walk, especially without knowing where in...
Added 23 Jan 2017 | Category Adventure | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 797
She couldn't understand it. None of it made any sense to her. No one should have been able to find her, least of all an idiotic weakling like him. She could have sworn she had covered all her steps better after escaping that prison. Even worse, she couldn't understand why they even wanted her back. She was perfectly fine and more than capable of taking care of herself. The worst part though...
Added 17 Jan 2017 | Category Adventure | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 828 | 1 Comment
"Uggh, why do I have to find her? Why couldn't she have just stayed in the room like all the other patients?" Alex grumbled as he trudged through the dense underbrush. He nearly fell when his foot brushed an exposed root but caught himself mid-fall. He couldn't understand why he was the one sent to look for a girl who had nearly killed him. After all, if she was strong enough to attack...
Added 09 Jan 2017 | Category Adventure | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 838 | 1 Comment
Her name was Revenance Widow, but to her friends, she was known as Vena. She was only sixteen years old but already known as a highly skilled treasure hunter amongst amateur adventurers. She had recently lost her partner, a boy whose name no one knew. She had been found lying on the ground screaming and unresponsive to anyone attempting to wake her. It wasn't until she was moved to a...
Added 05 Dec 2016 | Category Adventure | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 946 | 1 Comment
"If you could have one thing, what would it be?" "Hmm?" he asked. "If I could have one thing? Well, that's an easy one. But before I tell you, what about you? What would you want?" "What!?" his partner gasped. "No, no, no, no, no, no. I asked you first. You tell me and then I'll tell you." "I can't, otherwise you might be swayed by my answer," he laughed. "No I wouldn't," his...
Added 28 Nov 2016 | Category Adventure | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 981 | 2 Comments
Peace shattered in an instant. Nothing left for us here. The world had gone from splendor to dust. What little hope remained faded the moment we looked out to our little scarred planet. But even in the new darkness enshrouding us could not take away our determination to live. Hope did not fill us that day. It would not for many years to come. No, determination filled us and gave us a reason...
Added 22 Nov 2016 | Category Flash Fiction | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 899 | 2 Comments
I don't want to hear it. All about how you became this way, Or any way at all. Face all the facts. It was your decision to make your life hell, And now you fall. But don't you tell me such a whiny story. I don't want to hear it, 'cause... Take away the drugs. Take away the booze. Take away the pain that's in the news. Take away the screaming. Take a way the fighting. What is left...
Added 21 May 2016 | Category Songs | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 1,155 | 1 Comment
I turned around and looked up just as an arrow seared the air next to my face. I scanned the mountain side, looking for the projectile's owner. But in the dense woods, it was difficult to see. My heart began beating rapidly within my chest as the fear I would soon be killed slowly sank in. There was nowhere left to run, and nowhere left to hide. I turned and started half-running,...
Added 12 May 2016 | Category Thriller | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,042 | 2 Comments
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