About Circle_Something


Here I be. It's me. Squee. I'm known as Andrew, among other names. I'm here just to share thoughts and just have a bit of fun, really. I'm kinda at a loss, what should I say? I'll let my writing speak for itself. Some of it is me controlling the words, bending them to my will, some just completely whatever flies from my fingertips and sometimes it controls me, win lose or draw, it's mine, crappy or not. I have a tendency to make up words, by the way. I'm here to just share ponderings and such. Also to read, I have it on good authority that there are some pretty good authors here.

Note on my username, if you're curious: I was listening to a song called Crop Circles when creating my account here and my favourite line is "The crop circles are talking to me (circle something, circle something)" it stuck in my mind and I just had to use it. It raised a smile for me, anyway.

Slight note about my writing style: Here is where I'll likely write with the two extremes of my personality. The first being happy things: love, longing, want, crazy, silly ramblings (mostly that). The other is slightly more dark, but surfaces on occasion: fear, loss, desperation. Dark stuff. We all have it and sometimes it just has to have a vessel. Also, I write the way I talk. You'll see stuff that you won't in "classical English", but that's just my voice.

Andrew Mungbean
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Kissing Her Slowly, Glasgow-ish, Lanarkshire, United Kingdom
Local Time:
23 Sep 2018 15:48
Playing with words, listening to music and trying (not that hard, though) to play along with it, eating food, drinking alcohol, drinking tea and really just generally being a cool Kitty. Let's not forget that I love playing with electronics as well. I always have some project on the go, electronics, prose or otherwise. I have a very silly side, some may say eccentric, get to know me, I'm sure we'll get along well, I'm friendly and only bite if you want me to
Favorite Books:
Books that make me feel: Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov, Most Stephen King things, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat by Bill Watterson (actually any Calvin and Hobbes comic). I'm such a big kid at heart. I really like The Bald Twit Lion by Spike Milligan as well. It's the fusion of adult humour and childish innocence that does it for me. I have the utmost respect for Spike Milligan.
Favorite Authors:
Spike Milligan, Vladimir Nabokov, Stephen King, Bill Watterson, H.P Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe, Joss Whedon (I'm a total Buffy fiend, so don't be surprised if I quote or reference it.)
Favorite Movies:
Saw, The Vengeance Trilogy, Snatch, Fried Green Tomatoes At The Whistlestop Cafe, Moulin Rouge!, Scooby Doo and The Witch's Ghost, Scooby Doo on Zombie Island, Disney's Aladdin Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With me, Blue Velvet... too many more to mention, really. You'll notice that I like really dark things and really not so dark things. I'm a man of extremes and those two extremes appeal to me.
Favorite Music:
Bands I listen to most often: Metallica, Slipknot, Slayer, Queen, Megadeth, Lacuna Coil, Alestorm... Again, the list could go on forever. Mostly heavy metal and hard rock, with a bit of catchy pop, some rap, classical, blues... I just love music, really, I'm as fervent about it as I am about reading and writing.


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Topic: Poetry challenge: Use the last line first.
Posted: 03 Sep 2018 19:22

Safe on their next vacation,
or were they?
It was a staycation,
which didn't hold much elation,
for no matter where they go,
they just ain't safe.

Take the last vacation:
They fell off a cliff!
Before that, they entered Satan's bunghole
(that was a whiff!)
Never safe, they took the staycation,
at leas if they got killed at the station,
their funerals would be in the same country.
Unless they got sliced and diced...
...Oh, Christ!
And that's the end of the unlucky bunch!

Topic: Anagrams - Give or Take
Posted: 03 Sep 2018 19:11

Cripes, Andrew! Deceptively simple doesn't even start to describe it, you cheeky ******* (affectionate term that sounds like "harsted" but deleted because you know I love you).

Begin ---> Reign

Does this work and fall under the terms of the game? I changed one letter, switched out the order - that means a letter was left out AND one added.

I'm not sure I'm getting this right, mate. <img src="/images/emoticons/eusa_doh.gif" alt="d&#39;oh!">

Nope, I totally got it wrong.

Add a letter, or subtract a letter, and mess up the order of same.

So an acceptable word would be of six or four letters for the first response. Right?

<img src="/images/emoticons/help.gif" alt="help">

So, however you do it, the gist is basically to make an anagram with an extra letter in the word, or a letter taken away from the word. You can anagram then add/subtract, or subtract/add then anagram, whichever works, really.

Oops, gusss I should play, too!

Ingrown > Rowing.

Topic: Anagrams - Give or Take
Posted: 01 Sep 2018 03:31

The object of this game is deceptively simple: Make an anagram of the previous word, but add or subtract one letter. No abbreviations, acronyms or contractions allowed.

Example: "Want" can become "Tawny", but can't become "Wont" (a particular person's behaviour) or "Won't" (shortened for of "will not") because in the case of "Wont", a letter wasn't added or subtracted and in the case of "Won't", it's a contraction. We clear? Then go forth and have fun! I'll start off with an easy one:


Topic: This or That
Posted: 11 Aug 2018 07:23

Dark colours, for my cold, dark soul.

Soaps and stuff like that: Mass manufactured or handmade in small batches?

Topic: Forum Relocation
Posted: 01 Aug 2018 16:48

The observant surfer will have noticed that I have moved the Forum on to its own domain. If you see anything strange with the forum or story sites please email / message me.



I didn't notice that, but now that you mention it, here's something strange: At the top of the page, it says "logged in as Circle_Something", but my user name doesn't show up in the "users currently browsing this topic". Probably just a minor wee bug, but a bit disconcerting when one has been away for a while.

Topic: Poetry challenge: Use the last line first.
Posted: 18 Dec 2017 00:33

They were standing near a waterfall.
Then they plummeted to their deaths.
It was 1983, a dull, boring day.
Nothing about it was gay,
there were just clouds of grey.
It rained that day,
their light was taken from the world that day;
they fell off a cliff.

Topic: Poetry challenge: Use the last line first.
Posted: 08 Dec 2017 20:18

New poem would still be good,
and so would food,
like wind on a fresh autumn day,

A glimmer of light in winter
is much appreciated, too,
an ice lolly in summer,
and the ability to be with you
is just braw.

Rain, shine, name that weather,
come whatever season,
I will always want to be with you.

Topic: Poetry challenge: Use the last line first.
Posted: 06 Dec 2017 06:00

finds it difficult to write a poem
when the first line is just one word.
He wishes the poster above would stop it,
but I'm just wondering:
Who the hell is Jeff?

Topic: Poetry challenge: Use the last line first.
Posted: 04 Dec 2017 21:27

are very important,
or so they say.
Northern, southern, it don't matter,
I'll like whatever they chatter.

Topic: Poetry challenge: Use the last line first.
Posted: 22 Nov 2017 21:14

Much better by far,
is going to the bar.
Drinks galore,
and much, much more.

Vodka, lager, cider and rum!
Don't drink too much,
or the landlord will kick your bum!
That wouldn't be much fun.

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The House

There's a house at the top of the hill.  Haunted, of course. It doesn't want to kill, or even chill.  Benevolent, of course.  It used to be a mill.  Abandoned, of course.  They made twill.  Aeons ago, of course.  Now the house sits lonely and old.  Awaiting its new masters.  It's earned a reputation, ill-begotten.  The house, alive, just wants company.  It remembers, you see, it's...

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Another Unedited Musing

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Added 10 Sep 2017 | Category Musings | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 269 | 2 Comments

Painful Poetry

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Added 28 Jun 2017 | Category Poetry | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 258 | 2 Comments

An Enchanting Forest Walk

I want to take a walk through an enchanted forest.  Feel the dew drops at my fingers.  Sink deep into a magickal cavern.  Get lost in the scents and taste the rain. In my magickal daydream, the forest welcomes me. I climb to the highest heights and take a ride.  My senses awaken and the forest sighs.  A blissful feeling, the forest emits. I can't help but smile.  The forest is my happy...

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A Conversation With a Crocodile

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Genders, Genitals and Gripes

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Boobies and Other Offensive Stuff

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Happy Birthday from the team at Stories Space.
22 Feb 2018 00:30
Thank you for becoming my friend
08 Feb 2018 14:42
05 Feb 2018 05:51
15 Dec 2017 14:12
Happy Birthday from the team at Stories Space.
22 Feb 2017 00:30
17 Dec 2016 12:00
30 Oct 2016 18:16
28 Jul 2016 05:13
27 Apr 2016 07:25
Things are looking better every day,
Today is no exception.
Once the exterminator sweeps through,
The vermin who has spewed toxins
will be gone,
Then the air will be clear and we
Will be happy and strong.

So have a drink
or if you'd rather,
prepare your bong,
Not my thing,
but to each their own.

We are a tolerant group here,
this is true,
But our tolerance was shot
through and through,
With lies and abuse,
Which we could not condone.

No dialogue was possible,
The venom was intolerible;
And let up not at all.

The moral, you query,
Is there one?

Yes, of course,
Stay true.
Honour your friends,
That is normal,

Listen to the stranger,
And at the outset give welcome and credence.
But when outrageous abuse begins,
Do not slip and spin,
Or accomodate falacious delirium.

We stay true to ourselves,
And hold our heads high.
14 Apr 2016 12:32
What you and Maggie said regarding the RR, clicks, popularity of a story, etc. Honestly, do some people work at being obtuse, or does it come to them naturally?

Don't bother, I know the answer to it.
12 Mar 2016 05:01
p.s. I TOTALLY agree with your blog post about the last competition - my reaction is the same, so glad not to have entered it. What an insult to the writers who faithfully followed the rules, to permit such a shabby tactic.
22 Feb 2016 03:49

Andrew, I wish you all the best for your birthday, and hope you have a wonderful day! You're the best!
22 Feb 2016 03:46
Happy Birthday from the team at Stories Space.
22 Feb 2016 00:30
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23 Sep 2015 08:39
Thank you for actually reading, understanding, and answering my question about unexpected visits from a relative. I also really liked your final suggestion to the person who didn't do it correctly, thank you.

So here's a question and answer for you: do you ever wonder if some people actually read and comprehend what they've read?
18 Jun 2015 02:33
This is a crappy scan of the picture I uploaded to the WWP website.

I don't know why this copy isn't cleaned up, I thought I had done that. It's a still life with books and glasses.

27 May 2015 02:52
This was my first foray into pinhole photography, and it was fascinating. Especially because I challenged myself with making my own "cameras", and working out all the parameters of exposure time and composition. I like that there is only so much I can control, and the random effects are great fun.
27 May 2015 02:49
Thank you for the link and YouTube video, it made me giggle, and feel like I was being tickled. I found a copy of The Bald Twit Lion on-line, so will read it in a wee bit. I may have to track the book down, as well.
19 Apr 2015 03:08
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