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David Pendragon
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Woking, Surrey U.K., Surrey, United Kingdom

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Marvin the Marvellous Maggot

Marvin the Maggot was a wondrous maggot, captured by aliens from Zob. They turned him into a robotic maggot, he’s now not a fat smelly slob. They returned him to Earth on a treacherous mission, to combat some dangerous pests. Bionic wasps from the planet Sting, who all wore explosive striped vests. He popped out of his apple and checked the horizon, to see if there...

Added 17 Oct 2011 | Category Poetry | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 918 | 4 Comments

Halloween: A Cats Eye View

A group of twelve strangers, RAP, RAP at the door, disturbs my comfortable snooze on the floor. My mistress sweeps through dragging her gown, a tall pointed hat fits tight on her crown. With a rattle of broomsticks the cackling coven, place a large cauldron on top of the oven. As I peek with one eye, a three legged toad, was placed in the microwave, and made to explode. ...

Added 10 Oct 2011 | Category Poetry | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 872 | 4 Comments

Battered to Death

As I walked towards the precisely laid dining table, I encountered a young lady suffering from two painful boils that had arisen upon her buttocks…….. She smiled and served the dinner. Later I noted the two enormous melons she was carrying, wondering if these were real, with an act of pretence I slipped with my fork and stabbed one of her huge juicy fruits…they stayed in shape. ...

Added 01 Oct 2011 | Category Mystery | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.14 | Views 1,245 | 2 Comments

Back to School Blues

Woke up this morning with back to school blues, Stared at my new uniform and black shiny shoes. Mum screaming, “Are you getting dressed?” “And it’s cold outside so put on a vest” I slouched into the kitchen holding my head, “I can’t go to school mum my heads gone all red. Maybe its typhoid, do you think I could die?” “I doubt it!” she screeched and loosened my tie. I...

Added 26 Sep 2011 | Category Poetry | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,127 | 4 Comments

Rainbows End

Raining stair-rods, quick watch your head, Cats and dogs, they’d end up dead. Hammering it down, that must be Thor, God of thunder bashing at my door. Big umbrellas with a pointy spike, Spear me in places that I dislike. Wellie boots and waterproof coats, Leaves float past like little boats. Rivers rising, a bursting bank, Drainage flooding smelling rank. The...

Added 17 Sep 2011 | Category Poetry | Votes 33 | Avg Score 3.03 | Views 944 | 3 Comments

You made me jump!

Ant arrived at the racetrack to watch the big race, the main event was the Grand Steeplechase. Insects were saddling their favourite steeds, they’d been training them hard, jumping ditches and reeds. The steeds were paraded before the crowd, all were cheering very loud. A swarm of wasps took to the sky, then buzzed off to bet on their chosen horsefly. The beetles...

Added 15 Sep 2011 | Category Poetry | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,081 | 3 Comments

Robin Good and His Merry Hen

Robin Good and his Merry Hen “Well I’ll be jiggered, I’ll be blown, upon my Charger all alone!” Robin Good of Beerwood Forest, had that day been to the florist. Maid Carrion his bow, his love, had slipped away with a ‘Turtle Dove’ Friar Duck, a bird of the cloth had pre-warned Robin of her wroth. “She’s not too happy Robin Good In fact she feels misunderstood; Whilst...

Added 13 Sep 2011 | Category Poetry | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.4 | Views 685 | 3 Comments

The Princess and The Pea (Adaptation)

Once upon a time a Prince so handsome, sought a Princess, and would give a Kings Ransom; For a Lady so delicate, one who would suit? One who was born and raised, via the correct royal route. He travelled the world and found many Princesses, adorned with jewellery and very fine dresses, but one who was genuine was difficult to discover, one who would forever be his...

Added 09 Sep 2011 | Category Poetry | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,489 | 3 Comments

Wonder Worm

I had a pet worm that pulled out my weeds, he filled his long pockets with vegetable seeds. He’d plant them in rows and I’d water them in, then he’d slither back home to my old compost bin. He grew carrots and marrows as big as a car, I’d feed him with honey I kept in a jar. He grew a prize parsnip that won me a medal, so I bought him a bicycle but he couldn’t peddle. ...

Added 06 Sep 2011 | Category Poetry | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 850 | 5 Comments

Have you trod on something crunchy!!

A little story about our cockroach friends Cor! Look at those crumbs left out for me, I’ll crawl out of this sewer and have some for tea. There’s old food galore under the cooker, I’ll take it home for the wife; she’s quite a looker. Just look on the table, no lids on those pots, If I get in that jam, you’ll come out in spots. I don’t like the daylight,...

Added 05 Sep 2011 | Category Poetry | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 792 | 3 Comments

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