About Emx

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Hello all, I’m Em. Not sure if I’ll be writing. I’ll probably be too busy reading and commenting instead so thanks in advance for sharing your work exx

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Topic: It's Hard To Be The New One On The Block
Posted: 16 Jan 2018 12:43

Hello and welcome 2b, I’m new here too! Everyone starts somewhere so please don’t be afraid to share and/or ask for feedback x read, comment and enjoy getting to know other writers as you go would be my advice, but what do I know? Lol xx Enjoy your time here, however occasional. Looking forward to reading your work exx

Topic: Perks of Aging
Posted: 09 Jan 2018 15:14

20. You can nod and smile saying, “yes dear” to everything with a twinkle, even if you haven’t heard a word. (Disclaimer: Borderline 95% success rate, not to be confused with sarcasm.)

Topic: Use One Word to Describe How You're Feeling
Posted: 20 Dec 2017 16:51

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100 years and still far to travel

I am thankful and celebrating today. I’m sitting on a knitting box. My neighbour’s overwhelmingly colourful, cluttered living room feels like a sweat box as I watch her pull her blankets tighter. Believe it or not, I’m smiling, ignoring the sweat gathering at my nape. Chatting, learning, eating cake and pretending to drink tea. Sounds less than marvelous to most I guess- but it is. ...

Added 06 Feb 2018 | Category Musings | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 219 | 7 Comments

Never Trust a Barkeep- Bag Lady, G-man And Brolly Dolly’s Friday Night Continues...

Acting on impulse; farting to temporarily stun the Sargent, I pluck a cocktail umbrella from the raging woman’s dress. Impromptu dart blowing weapon fashioned with the pink straw. My jaw set as I look for my target.  I only came to pay homage to the fashionista of my dreams and Rumple is the only one who knows the truth. The bloody snake! He hit on me, showing off Coma and...

Added 27 Jan 2018 | Category Micro Fiction | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 183 | 6 Comments

Inconsequential Garbage Man Nonsense For “Bags”

Sashaying, (or should I say, sacheting?) back, Rumps is eerily quiet. Not a solitary belch marks my return. ”TRAADAAAAAAA!” I shout, twirling around the ‘exercise’ pole for maximum impact. Voluminous orange polyethylene billowing; his enchanting, porcine eyes feasting on me. “Damn!” My finger bleeding from an embedded cocktail umbrella.  Thats when I spot her. My saboteur and...

Added 23 Jan 2018 | Category Micro Fiction | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 174 | 8 Comments

Garbage Bag Lady Meets Garbage Man

He was hot. In a sweaty way. Not that I could talk, I’d out perspired a horse in this ensemble hours ago.  “Who said I was nice?” I smirked, pulling an extra long neon pink straw from my French plait. His muddy eyes widened, mouth flapping semi seductively, trying to formulate an answer.  I tipped the appletini onto my plastic covered lap, hooking my ankles together to avoid spillage in...

Added 20 Jan 2018 | Category Micro Fiction | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 201 | 8 Comments

Twitching curtains

Cleaning the window frames with a bicarbonate and vinegar mix as I do every Thursday, keeps my neighbourhood safe. Saves the faffing of EVERYONE ringing the council if the dustbin men don’t arrive. George was a heavy smoker back in the day and I proudly adhere to keeping appearances up- old habits die hard. “George! Some fella is at the door!” ”Are you listening? Stop copping a deaf...

Added 15 Jan 2018 | Category Flash Fiction | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 219 | 8 Comments

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This is how I envision your kitchen and new cooker (rofl) minus the bear, of course. ;)
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every lass needs flowers to start the week
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Maybe we are fashion allies? We'd look great.
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a small gift of our friendship
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