About oomph

Biography

I'm 6'2". I'm widowed and have a small dog who looks after me. I work and am contemplating a change. I think I'm just a vert as I'm neither an extra or intra.

Name:
oomph
Sex:
Male 
Interests:
I'm a handy person. I've renovated an old house and made it beautiful again. I try to write. I try to draw. My drawings are very different and I like them. I'm a gardener and specialised in ferns until the drought.
Favorite Books:
Carolyn Slaughter, "Columba"
Favorite Authors:
Carolyn Slaughter.
Favorite Movies:
When my wife died I turned off the TV. That was in 2003.

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21 Jun 2011
Last Visit:
17 Jan 2014 (2127 days ago)
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Days on Site:
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Forum Posts:
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Stories:
5
Badges:
5

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Windmill Craters

Frank had maintained an interest in wind farms for a long time. Often he’d gaze at them, the majesty of the blades as they circled was beautiful. He knew they generated electricity without a carbon foot print and was concerned that some people protested against them. He thought the issues through, the hazard of the blades to birds, which he acknowledged, but considered so minimal it...

Added 26 Dec 2013 | Category Mystery | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 1,356 | 2 Comments

Loving Corka

Crikey can go anywhere with me and he doesn’t have to wear clothes. He only wears a medal and a collar. This year his medal is red. Last year it was blue. Before that it was green and it didn’t suit him. He only has his collar replaced when needed. He’s proud of his outfit. He should be; it’s better than mine. He’s never worn clothes and he’s old. I’m envious. I can’t go anywhere naked....

Added 13 Aug 2011 | Category Drama | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,192 | 4 Comments

Yard

My third foot didn’t grow very well. Compared with my other two it was very small. It wasn’t useful at all. I could see what was meant to be a foot and it was badly deformed. I knew I had to do something about it if I was to become a yard. Maybe people are like balloons and slowly we are inflated. I knew I couldn’t depend on that. My Dad said that manure makes things grow. He said it...

Added 11 Jul 2011 | Category Humor | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 1,949 | 12 Comments

wisps

Wisps. “Look up! Look up! For God’s sake, look up! Can’t you see the wisps? I’m surrounded by them. Please look up. Please. Please don’t cry. I love you. I love you so very, very much. I can’t reach you. Forgive me, I can’t reach. The wisps are holding me. It’s difficult to breathe. I just want to dry your eyes. Kiss them dry. I’m sorry. I’m...

Added 27 Jun 2011 | Category Poetry | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,474 | 7 Comments

Tonsillitis

Copyright: oomph 2011 I say clothes are an unnecessary inconvenience. But my Mum says they’re necessary and not an inconvenience. She makes me wear them. She always makes me wear them. And because I’ve always had to, I’ve tried to make it easier. It’s been difficult. First, I tried doing without shoes and socks. But my Mum always saw that I didn’t have them on and would tell me to put them...

Added 21 Jun 2011 | Category Humor | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,532 | 7 Comments

Friends Comments

storiesspace
Happy Birthday from the team at Stories Space.
01 Jan 2014 00:30
DirtyMartini
Just stopping by to wish you a very Merry Christmas and all the best in the coming New Year...
25 Dec 2013 00:01
01 Sep 2013 05:04
storiesspace
Happy Birthday from the team at Stories Space.
31 Dec 2011 18:13
31 Dec 2011 06:38
storiesspace
Happy Birthday from the team at Stories Space.
30 Dec 2011 18:13
DirtyMartini
Welcome to Stories Space...a nice, friendly story site...see you around, here and there...
23 Jun 2011 09:21
Sherzahd
Welcome... glad you could make it

Look forward to reading your stories.
21 Jun 2011 02:24
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