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I urge all purchasers of natural peanut butter to store it upside down both before and after opening it. This tip has enriched my life immeasurably! The oil works its way into the peanut butter and first stirring is much easier. The consistency is maintained for a long time.

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Topic: Change of hands
Posted: 17 Mar 2013 17:30

Though I have hung up my pen, I wanted to take the opportunity to say three things:

(1) Thanks to the entire staff at Storiesspace for the great work that they do.

(2) Good luck, Sherzahd, though I don’t think that you’ll need it. My encounters with you have left no doubt in my mind that your energy and talent will propel Storiesspace to new heights.

(3) Please, please, please, everyone. Store your natural peanut butter upside down. It will enhance your peanut butter experience immeasurably.

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01 Dec 2017 14:02

As the last grains of sand dwindle from the 2014 hourglass,
we ready ourselves to mark the end of another year.
Turning it over, the hourglass will once more be full, starting another year.
As we welcome in 2015 may you be blessed with peace,
good health and your heart over full with love.
30 Dec 2014 06:21

Happy New Year!
30 Dec 2014 04:16
Three wishes for you this Christmas.

Your heart be filled with Love.
You enjoy Everlasting Happiness.

19 Dec 2014 07:19

Hugs x
01 Dec 2014 11:33
Just wondering if you knew the answer to this...figured he might be a friend of yours...
19 Jun 2014 16:03
Happy Birthday from the team at Stories Space.
01 Jan 2014 00:30
As we usher out the old and welcome in the new.
There is a certain wish, I wish for you.

May your mind be filled with inspiration and your heart be filled with love.
Thank You for a wonderful 2013.
30 Dec 2013 05:50
Hey Lee...stopping by to wish you a very Happy Holiday Season and all the best in the coming New Year...
24 Dec 2013 22:12
24 Dec 2013 05:37
Just stopped by to wish you a Happy Holiday...I figure you're probably home celebrating today...
12 Jun 2013 06:24
26 May 2013 19:32
Here is the truth behind how it's decided whether someone goes to Heaven or Hell...not like your piece of fiction...
27 Mar 2013 17:43
Just stopped by to wish you a slightly belated Valentine's Day Lee...
14 Feb 2013 23:08
love your latest story.
03 Feb 2013 06:20
Just stopped by to give you some helpful advice...you can thank me later...
09 Jan 2013 15:32
Happy Holiday Cheer to my Stories Space friends, and their families from DirtyMartini...
22 Dec 2012 19:35
Happy Holidays Lee!
20 Dec 2012 07:52
For you Lee;

09 Dec 2012 11:16
08 Dec 2012 13:21
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