All [Bleeped] Up

By magnificent1rascal

Original link: https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/micro-fiction/all-bleeped-up.aspx

Tags: 99 words, bleep, bleeped, bleeping

Added: 24 May 2013 Views: 1516 Avg Score: 4.94

Thanks to Steffanie, Gypsy and others who provided critique on this piece.


“That won’t fly.”

“What won’t?” she asked.

“From the third line on,” he replied, reading over her shoulder as she typed. “A story full of obscenities won’t ever win a writing contest.”

Exasperated, she considered how to sanitize her micro-fiction entry, a gritty drama rife with blue language. Then inspiration struck, and she believed her ingenious editing would yield a surefire winner.

“All the profanity’s been bleeped out. What do you think now?”

“Makes it a [bleeped] up piece of [bleep], I'm sorry to say.”

“Oh, what the [bleep] do you know? You're a [bleeping] accountant!”

~ The [Bleeping] End ~
 
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