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So, I was on me way 'ome from work, see.

Me Plates were killin' me as I 'ad new Daisy's.

Suddenly the old bulb popped up above me 'ead. I'll nip into the Rub!

A pint of Red Barrel was just what I needed.

Only one problem, the Trouble an' strife!

Well, one became two an' two became three and by the time I got 'ome I was so Brahms I could 'ardly stand!

Climbin' the Apples was out of the question so I lay me Crust on the settee and closed me Minces for the night...

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