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Damned Tech!

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Damned weather, stop slowing my tech (and my fucking roll) down.

Damned tech, slap some sunscreen up ye! Yer overheating.

Damned user stop using me so much.

Damned tech, speed up!

Damned user, I can't keep up. I'm frazzled.

Damned idiots, can't do without tech. Hey, I'm hot! Come and bathe in me.

Damned tech, I'll go 'outside', whatever that is.

No! Damned human, not here! I'm dy...
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