"I'm following you."

"What? You're stalking me?'

"No. I'm following you on Facebook."

"Yeah, knew that."

"Also on Twitter."

"Is that right? Okay."

"And on Tumblr."

"Yeah, just started that."

"You're also on writing sites. I follow you there too."

"You know me on all those sites? You know my avatar names?"

"Yep. Not hard to do. I love your work. I read everything of yours."

"Is that right? Okay. Flattering."

"Yeah. Of course I know where you live."

"Sweetie, you're starting to scare me now. Are you sure you aren't stalking me?"

"What do you think, dear?"