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On this fine Father's Day...

In art class, my daughter's assignment was to make a Father's Day card. After presenting it to me during today's Father's Day breakfast, she proceeded to explain why there was whiteout under the letters 't' and 'h'.

Her art teacher disagreed with my daughter's use of artistic license, and strongly suggested that 'Happy Farter's Day' did not fall within the essence or spirit of the assignment, or upcoming celebration.

After we stopped laughing, my daughter discharged a loud and timely butt noise.

"Eww," my son yelled. "You farted!"

My daughter replied, "Yah, but wasn't it cute?"

Happy Father's Day!

 

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