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Everybody’s Bitchin’ ‘bout Somethin’

Like most things, it all started when I got cut off on the way to Costco...

I’m tired. My back hurts. Did you hear what so-and-so said to so-and-so? Learn to drive, asshole! Millennials; no work ethic, no respect. Old people; they’ve ruined the world and think they’re entitled to everything. It’s a compliment, not a #MeToo moment. Incels. White privilege. Black lives matter. All lives matter. What do you mean I have a bad attitude? Screw you. You have a bad attitude. He’s a liar. No, she’s a liar. Alternate facts. False equivalencies. WTF? Quid pro quo. Hey, fascist enabler, can’t you see it’s a cover up? Or is it that you chose not to see?

Fuck. Fuck. Fuckity. Fuck.

I’m so tired of everyone lying, cheating, fighting, and complaining. About anything and everything. Fuck.

We all have our shit to deal with. That’s life. Everyone. Has. Shit. Don’t spin your shit into my life, and I won’t spin mine into yours. And don’t tell me yours doesn’t stink. It does. To high heaven. Everyone's does.

But as the saying goes, you know who wants to hear about your problems?

No body. Not even your mother. She lied.

If you care about the people around you, keep your shit to yourself. Or ante up and get a therapist. They get paid to listen to your problems. But they still don’t want to hear them. They've heard it all. They've heard enough.

But maybe, just maybe, some people are simply programmed to not be happy unless they’re bitching about someone or something? Maybe those people are harmony’s counterbalance. Scale tippers. Relativists.

Well now. How fortunate. Those unsatisfied individuals have one more thing to bitch about. But I suspect the irony will be lost through the quagmire of sarcasm's venom.

That too should make them happy. Ignorance is bliss.

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