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My Norfolk Princess

My Norfolk Princess

I've written this poem the local dialect of Norfolk, England.

Oi’ve met this gal from Norfolk

Noamy is er name

And if yew waz to meet er

Yew’d never be the same


We kin hev a good ol’ mardle

She on’t do yew no arm

Once yew larn er lingo

She’s really full o charm


Er friendship on’t corst yew much

She won’ give yew jip at night

Yu’ll av a tidy friend in er

Long as yew treat er ryte


I never erd er slaver sorft

A hoolly fine ald sossidge

I never erd er grizzle

That’s cos she comes from norridge


Hold yew hard I’ve av ad a glass

It’s er oi’d like to ravage

I might be on the huh

But oi luv er suffen savage


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