This, sure as Hell
is not Harry's Bar
in Puerto Vallarta
where trannies and hookers
drink for free
on ladies night

This, sure as Hell
is not Harry's Bar
in Puerto Vallarta
where I have spent
my New Year's Eve

This, ain't even
Harry's Bar in Firenze, Italy
where Hemingway hacks
would flock for a weekend

This, is Harry's Bar!
That, is my Bellini!
These, are my memories of Venice!