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Ol' St. Dick

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Good Old St. Nick,

(Who is a bit of a dick),

Thought this Christmas,

He would just play a trick.

It didn't matter how nice you were,

Or who you hugged or who you kissed.

Santa was changing the game,

And using only his naughty list.

Ironic or inevitable,

How you see it depends,

But isn't it odd, that Santa's naughty list,

Is a perfect match to Dreamcatcher's friends?

Ravenpearl, is a wicked girl,

We've all heard that before.

But Ol' St. Nick, who's a bit of a dick,

Thought her punished enough with Fuzzy1954.

Then there's Gypsy, who's known to get tipsy,

Such that Table Dance Queen is her title.

And that pleases everyone in the club,

Especially Rolandlytle.

Scherzahd's gift seems appropriate,

If even a bit unseemly.

A lunch date at McDonald's,

With Dirtymartini in a bikini.

Who would have guessed, CKAcres was such a mess,

That Santa's head did swirl.

Flat beer for him, while standing in his briefs,

Being tickled with feathers by AvrgBlkGrl.

Bella85 and Maryruth, who knows who was more naughty.

They both made the list, and they both insist,

That each was the worst,

Their tone was actually quite snotty.

Circle_Something was such a bad dude,

Famous for his unAuthorized feud, feelings he did rustle,

So a gift for him is easy to give, and under his kilt,

To be spanked by TaliaRussell.

AnnaGustic with her sly grin and innocently batting eyes,

Gets itchy socks and ants in her pants despite how much she cries.

Adi_me gave up the charade and admits to being a sinner,

The Devil she laughs is out of his class, to her, he's just a beginner!

Gypsygyrl on the naughty list her name does stay,

So for her gift Santa took all her "y"s away.

And AriesDragon, her fire-breathing self,

Must sit herself.. on a shelf.. waiting.. for an elf.

KindofHeart tried to fool us all,

But the white haired guy made the call.

He must bake wafers of twigs and mud and gravel,

And wrap them for Magnificent1Rascal.

Gillianleeza was almost nice, but naughty she remained.

So on her flight home, Santa had her detained.

Anthonychansa was just as bad, so O'l St. Nick, who's a bit of a dick,

Dropped all of his stock and he lost all he gained.

Vern_Fawcett, a down home country boy, but bad as the come,

With teaspoons alone, must shovel the barn, until it is done.

Poor beths tried to hide but Santa had his list,

Her name's right there. It could hardly be missed.

Kari bakes her tarts and pies, and a casserole if she pleases,

But on Christmas day the food she cooks gives everyone farts and sneezes.

RBO has his own price to pay for being such a sinner,

This year he must go to Kari's house.. for dinner.

Chickadee.. hmmm.. let's see.. yep her name is near the top,

On an ice covered lake, she must climb a tree, and do a belly-flop.

Sweetangel thinks her name will save her, but Santa says, "Oh, no",

So a sock full of rocks, hung by the chimney with care, "Ho-Ho-Ho"..

Simmerdownchick, so slick, Santa's pick, for bad girl of the year,

No trophy.. no ribbons.. no money.. just a tattoo on her rear.

Last but not least, there comes the leader of the pack,

While good little girls got puppies and ponies.. elizabethblack.. got a yak.

Ol' St. Nick, (who's a bit of a dick), says "Merry Christmas to all"…

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