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How Many Potatoes?

Just a little absurd story.

Four hundred and twenty potatoes. A client asked me to take a picture of that on my Exacta 66 camera. I contemplated as I sipped my dirty martini. I do get a lot of absurd requests, but this takes the cake. Speaking of cake, let’s get baked. I forgot what...

He strolled into her life from out of the BlueOne sweet drunken text later“Take my hand baby, I got enough love for two.”She took it and slowly two hands became one  A sassybunny with a cheeky grinShe captured the heart of the man of SinAlways a picture f...

I had a catWho was really fatSaw a batWho was chasing a ratRight in under my hatWhich the catHad satMaking both the batAnd the ratNot to mention my hatReally flatLike a matSo I thought, thatWould be the end of my cat.

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