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verbal

I like to read. I like to write. I spend way too much time staring at the night sky. And a little too much time watching baseball. Anything else you'd like to know, ask. I'm not exactly an open book, but I like to talk, and I like to listen.

Name:
Verbal Incandenza
Sex:
Male 
Age:
51
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Local Time:
28 Jul 2021 03:56
Interests:
Astronomy, writing, reading, camping, baseball. Good bourbon. Good conversation. Tilting at windmills.
Favorite Books:
Infinite Jest, All the Pretty Horses, Slaughterhouse Five, The Killer Angels, Beloved, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Lonesome Dove, The Grapes of Wrath, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Shining, Mystic River, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The World According to Garp, Where the Wild Things Are, The Cat in the Hat, The Haunting of Hill House, Wise Blood
Favorite Authors:
David Foster Wallace, Cormac McCarthy, Kurt Vonnegut, Ken Kesey, Toni Morrison, Stephen King, Dennis Lehane, John Irving, Charlie Huston, Megan Abbot, China Mieville, Maurice Sendak, Dr. Suess, Shirley Jackson, Flannery O'Connor
Favorite Movies:
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Date Joined:
21 Jul 2015
Last Visit:
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Days on Site:
30+
Forum Posts:
270
Stories:
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Topic: Inspirations, the Stories Space Coffee House
Posted: 27 Jul 2021 16:49

https://youtube.com/shorts/QNf6yC6A7AQ?feature=share

Okay. Okay. I’m not a Tik Toker, but this lady and her hubby make me laugh. She’s from Montreal but I think they live in Boston. Parents of two. She sings and is an ‘influencer’. He’s a lawyer. He never shows his face but is known as the Real Indian Dad. They both of Indian descent but he uses a very thick Indian accent for his character. It started out as him heckling her off camera while she played piano and sang, while preparing a future video post.

Sooo sooo funny.

RID: Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?

DM: No

RID: They each got six months.


Iced tea, please. Some seed for the bird man of Colorado.

I’ve told this joke three times today. Got one laugh: Talia, predictably.

Sheena’s kinda cute.

Two meteor shores are peaking this evening. Might have to stay up late and watch.

A non-alcoholic limoncello please. And MORE COOKIES!

Topic: Inspirations, the Stories Space Coffee House
Posted: 27 Jul 2021 10:04

Good morning fellow coffee and cookie lovers. Thanks for the set-up, Larry.

Guess whose birthday is in less than 24 hours?

We're not doing much for it. Ice cream cake and presents. And we're travelling up to Denver to see a concert with some friends this weekend. Other than that, just another pleasant day of writing and cat-ball and a Mets game in the evening.

I'm writing about an impossibly beautiful woman and her impossibly gorgeous dog, who hang out at the dog park, and the man who watches her from the kitchen window. We have a dog park visible from our kitchen window. There's NO beautiful woman. It's FICTION. Tell Talia. (Several gorgeous dogs though.)

Mets and Braves split the double header yesterday.

Coffee and a competition-shaped cookie please.


Topic: A Survivor's Story Competition!
Posted: 27 Jul 2021 09:50

This comp has been a favourite of mine, the friendliness and community is so strong here and that brings out the best in us all.


Darn upload limitations. I have a funny penguin gif where one smacks the other to the ground. I wanted to juxtapose the tuxedo’d pairing. Penguins & Nuns. I sense a very hot South African catholic school story in the making or a very chilly one from Antarctica. But I don’t think there are any catholic colonies on the big berg.

Good comp. I concur. At the very least, we learned that Verbs was raised by wolves.

I'll have you know I was raised by milquetoast Southern Baptists in the middle of Iowa. I'm about as non-wolf as they come.

Now, raised by birds - that's something to aspire too. I had this idea last night: what if the birds started talking to children. All over the world. Just flew to them and whispered something. And none of the kids will tell anyone what the birds said.

It was a really strong, fun contest, I agree.

Topic: Your Mood In Pictures Or Gifs
Posted: 26 Jul 2021 13:50

(sorry for the f-word, Anna!)

https://upload.storiesspace.com/1290318127-88023318_10158354431064626_2141112291649650688_n.jpg

Topic: Inspirations, the Stories Space Coffee House
Posted: 26 Jul 2021 12:45



Hey, when are comp results supposed to be announced?


It says August 1 in the Site news forum.

So it does! Thank you!

Hey Al Copeland, nice to meet you, I'll get to your story soon (as will others I'm sure).

Anyway, I stopped by AGAIN because I just read the Mets have a double-header today with their nemesis, Sara's Braves, AND not only that, but it's a five game series. AND not only that, but the Mets have so little pitching that they don't know who is starting 2 of the next 3 games. This series is one of the first BIG series to decide the NL East! Good luck Sara!

Topic: Inspirations, the Stories Space Coffee House
Posted: 26 Jul 2021 10:01

Is it still Moanday? it is? In the immortal words of Winnie-the-Pooh, "Oh bother."

Larry thanks for the set-up and for giving WG proper recognition and greetings.

I was a bit 'off my feed' this weekend. Just felt punky and out of sourts. On the other hand, it let me stay piled up in bed knocking off a couple historical mystery novels.

Next up could be an in-depth analysis of the news that the universities of Oklahoma and Texas will probably be moving from the Big-12 conference to the Southeastern Conference (SEC) wherr teams such as Alabama, Georgia and my beloved LSU Tigers roam. Yep that could be next up except most Inspirators don't care and I'm not sure how I feel about the whole thing.

With a second mug of coffee in one hand while the other is filled to overflowing with Sarah's cookies, I'll go over to the corner table, sit in a dry confy chair, and speculate on just what in the heck-e-darn is speculative fiction.

Later, Inspirators. glasses8

Sorry you were off your feed Bill. Hope the coffee and cookies help. They help me!

I think speculative fiction just means a "what if" story: what if some aspect of the world was different than it is now. Like, what if the Russians landed on the moon first. Or what if they found giant robot monsters there? It's a huge category, and a big buzzword these days.

New story idea: any of you Canadians heard of a huge population of songbirds there changing their tune? Apparently white throated sparrows started singing a shorter song - "Oh sweet Cana, Cana, Cana" instead of "Oh sweet Canada, Canada, Canada." WHAT IF the birds had something more nefarious in mind!?

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2020/07/bird-song-sparrows/613768/

Anyway. Mets won. Larry's Padres got a BIG bat at second base right before the trade deadline. They're still in the hunt, and would make the playoffs if the season ended today.

Starting a new story today. Maybe the bird one, maybe one about a dog park with somewhat mysterious dogs and owners.

Hey, when are comp results supposed to be announced?

Coffee and a bird shaped cookie please.

Topic: A Survivor's Story Competition!
Posted: 25 Jul 2021 11:52

Yeah, what everyone else has said: an excellent group of stories. I'm proud to be part of this field!

Topic: Raymond Carver's Guidelines for Writing
Posted: 24 Jul 2021 12:36

This read like the philosophy of writing. Thank you for sharing; it's left a lot to ponder over.book

That well put, it's almost about living a writer's life than it is about actual writing. How to best observe the world.

And then you come across quotes like this:

"Writers don’t need tricks or gimmicks or even necessarily need to be the smartest fellows on the block. At the risk of appearing foolish, a writer sometimes needs to be able to just stand and gape at this or that thing—a sunset or an old shoe—in absolute and simple amazement."

The best gift writing has given me is the capacity for simple wonder.

Topic: Name something positive that's happened during lockdown
Posted: 24 Jul 2021 12:30

I got offered early retirement during lockdown (as a result of lockdown!) and it has brought positive changes to nearly every aspect of my life. My Dad died about 2 months before lockdown hit, and as deeply unnerving and painful as that was, I was thankful the whole world went kind of quiet for the next year, and allowed me to grieve in calm, isolated and strangely surreal surroundings.

Topic: Inspirations, the Stories Space Coffee House
Posted: 24 Jul 2021 11:46


Talia is at the office, so today the kitties and I are going to learn to juggle, to surprise Talia on her return home.

Talia:

https://media.giphy.com/media/LJPfWhMCs9Rks/giphy.gif

I DO get this look from Talia on a fairly regular basis. :)

Kinda gloomy day today, which I don't mind, it keeps the heat down. Talia got a raise so I may take her out in celebration tonight.

Mets won again. A five game lead, and they still don't have a full pitching rotation. If any team in the NL East decides to rise up, the division is theirs (hint hint Sara and Elizabeth).

Hey Roland, I'm going to a Cubs game next week! My son-in-law is taking me out to a Rockies/Cubs game for my birthday!

Okay off to a day of pure laziness (and intermittent editing).

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I'm delighted you sold the story! Yahoo. As good as you write it was a puzzle to me that you haven't sold many. You are really super good.
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