Some say I am a story teller of note Words off my tongue often float Making some listeners laugh Mostly they're infused with some chaff Sometimes they are not even worth a groat
Some listen to my narratives with dread If written probably they'd be misread But all of these tales are vivid and true Listen carefully please don't misconstrue As I get these damn chronicles out of my head
It is said I suffer from a terrible affliction I just call it a brain constriction Utterances flow between my lips Like a waterfall never in tiny drips Diarrhoea flows from my mouth without restriction