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Root beer. Birch beer is good too!

Favorite pie?
My mother's applepie


What is your favorite place/space/room in the house?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
My Studio

Do you remember Y2K?
yes.. and all of the self-induced panic..

which decade would you have wanted to grow up.. 30's.. 40's.. 50's.. etc....
All of them... i like ti be well rounded in history.

Which era had the best fashion?
My era..

Do you think white knee high socks and brown loafers are cool?
No...
I believe it's, by far, much cooler to wear green socks...



Why does it take 15 minutes to cook One minute Rice!?
Because it takes 14 minutes for the water to start boiling

why would an adult want to dress like a 10-year old boy in school uniform?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
No.. they meant it took only one minute for you to buy it..

Are men with tattoos and long hair sexy?
Is he an adult?

Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?
depends where the tattoos and long hair is...

Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things?
One is supposed to be sarcastic.

Are you smart?
Quote by AriesDragon
Is he an adult?

I wasn't refering to him in particular, though I'll admit he did trigger the question. so the question still stands:


why would an adult want to dress like a 10-year old boy in school uniform?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Quote by AriesDragon
depends where the tattoos and long hair is...


In California, USA.. lol..
for a movie role?

Are you afraid to dangle your foot over the edge of the bed at night?
Oh heck.. YES! There are all sorts of nasty things under the bed...

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Because nobody knows how to abbreviate it


Does a black cat crossing your path trouble you?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
No, it means good luck.
My cat is black.

Could you ever be cruel on purpose?
I don't think I could ever be cruel on purpose. Just not me anymore I guess.

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done.
I give. I'll make a better signature when I finally categorized those billion thoughts.
The most dangerous thing I ever did, probably also was the most stupid thing I ever did. Near where I lived as a kid was a highrise, 14 floors of concrete and appartments. Central in the building was a stairwell, with an open centre where you could look all the way up, or down, depending on where you where. Hanging from the ceiling of the fourteenth floor was a large iron ring, that could be used by movers to hoist furniture to any of the floors. One of the buddies I hung out with then, called me chicken and challenged me to prove I was not. He said, I would not dare to jump to that ring, to hang there for a full minute and then swing myself back over the four feet that separated it from the 14th floor. I took the challenge. We went up to that 14th floor, I climbed on the railing with 14 floors of void in front of me. I jumped to that ring, almost slipped off but managed to hang on, barely. My buddy counted the seconds out loud. Somewhere around 45 seconds my strength was leaving me, but I managed to hang on. Then, on 60 I tried to swing, to get back over that railing, only to discover the ring wouldn't budge. Somehow I managed to get back to the 14th floor and to avoid plummeting all the way down. I can tell you for sure, wisdom did not play a part in that. I have never been so stupid, or so scared, ever again.

What is your biggest blooper?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Loving someone.

Do you have any ocds?
A few, though I prefer to just call them compulsions. My worst one is when I'm shopping. The next customer thingy has to be straight. Perfectly straight. I also correct grammar and spelling in my head, when I see it misused.

What makes your heart sing?
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
When my bf jay tells me he loves me and that I am his world.

What are you going to try to do different this year?
Maybe study...

Did you kiss somebody at midnight tonight?
not yet.. only 9:30 here..

How did new years become a holiday?
Commercializing

Do you like the sound of wind chimes?
Love it. Music by the wind for me.

Do you consider yourself weird?
I give. I'll make a better signature when I finally categorized those billion thoughts.
It would be weird if i didnt.

What is normal?
Normal is a fancy word for a boring person that goes by the rules and regulations. Someone that the society see to be everything and perfect.

Is white really good?
Depends on what you consider good. I remember a manga/anise series where black was good and white was bad.

Who's resolving to do something different they wouldn't normally do this year?
I give. I'll make a better signature when I finally categorized those billion thoughts.