roses are red
and they'll give you a prick
because they are so thorny
so watch how you pick
Roses are Red
Violets are not
Some shade of purple
Guys have a color blind spot.
violets are purple
roses are red
i would write more
but going to bed
Roses are red,
Why go to bed?
There will be time
when you are long dead.
If youlove him:
Roses are red
and daisies are white
grab hold of your loved one
and hold him real tight
for time passes quicky
so try not to miss
any chance that you get
for a hug or a kiss
If you love her:
Roses are red
oh yes, roses are red
let her know that you love her
every chance that you get
for your life rushes by
father time doe not care
so savour those wonderful
moments you share
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Roses are red
My ex is a pain
If he doesn't shut up
I shall go insane.
Roses are red,
I'll make it right:
If you fall out with him
I'll hold you tight
Roses are red..
And so is Ginger..
If she gets in your head..
Your heart she will injure..
Red are red
But this can't be right:
I'm still wide awake
In the middle of the night!
roses are red
i'm feeling sad
kk is seldom here
and i'm feeling bad
i know that she loves me
she tells me so
she knows i love her
and i love her so
Roses are red
I'm tongue-tied too
But then there's Ginger
And her KK makes two
Roses are red,
Isn't it time people learnt
Exposing bare skin to hot sun
Will leave you badly sunburnt!
Roses are red
My inhaler is blue
My sons had trouble breathing
And I have too.
roses are red
that's all i got
i'm having an allergy
and my nose is filled with snot
the way i am feeling
i wish i was dead
hoping tomorrow is better
and wake up in kk's bed
roses are red
some poems are great
But I'm about to throw up
Everything I just ate
It's those poems before me:
The ones all about snot
Have made me so queasy
I'm gonna upchuck the lot!!!
Roses are red,
Kiera and Ginger are lovely as One,
Set then apart
They'll have a broken heart.
Or would it be two?
I wish I knew
I just know they're both pretty
So pretty it makes me quite giddy.
So tweedle dee dum
And tweedle dee dee
I wish they'd room for a third one,
't is me!
roses are red
i'm in my bed
no i'm not dead
just a sleepy head
