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Buckinham - a piece of pork that wont stop jumping around
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Laughter- You can't spell Slaughter without it.


LMAO cheater

Henry "The Hunk" Cavill - One can't drool over him without watching the man of steel
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galore - the ore girls are extracted from
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Men - No comment
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Iphones- phones in the forms of glasses or contacts.
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Men - No comment
Uhoh.. Guess it's time to hide now.... sorry.....
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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rebar---- when one drink isn't enough
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Quadrant - incoherent babbling about a bike with four wheels
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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lightning bug ----- an annoying storm
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nunchuks.... a picture is worth a thousand words



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Patronise - eyes of customers

Patron - tap Ron on the head

react - play role again

upset - the set above the one below

nobody - a ghost or spirit

helpless - be unwilling to provide assistance as often

careless - cannot be arsed attitude

mango - a male leaving

whiner - a wine expert
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Dormant, A species of ants with a preference for students sleeping quarters
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Dormant, A species of ants with a preference for students sleeping quarters


Like that!

Superintendent - A really good intendent!

Supervisor - an exceptional helmet visor

Supermarionation - A wonderful place where the Mario Brothers live.

Succeed - the act of sucking seeds

Undercook - a sous chef

Overcook - the head chef

Raw - shout like a lion

Missing person - someone you keep failing to hit
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Radiate - I don't know who Radi is, but she must have been hungry
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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fart - an expletive dismissing art (f... art!)

candid - an achievement

letter - giving a female permission

settle - a score in tennis

beset - ready to go

Jewish - aspiration of a Jewish person

twosome - a mathematical sum involving the number two

threesome - a mathematical sum involving the number three

foursome - a mathematical sum involving the number four

Hummingbird - a girl singing to herself (sorry, feminists!)
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monolog - A lonely piece of wood

dialog - A piecie of wood, trying to use the phone

epilog - A piece of wood on performance-enhancing doping
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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control - a villainous goblin

amuse - someone or something that inspires

fairy cake - a camp confection

irksome - annoys only certain people

Friday - the day for frying

marching - Chinese mother

polygamous - a single rodent gamer

smelly - an odorous person named Lee

Uranus - do I HAVE to spell it out?
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battle - a cricket side

morbid - continue to make bids at auction

listen - items in order totalling ten

moppet - a pet used to wash the floor

poppet - a hit-making pet

strumpet - a guitar-playing pet

fasten - the quickest ten
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Copulate, - Police delayed arrival.
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pompous---- a cheerleading cat with only one pompom
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Relief: - What trees do in the spring.
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Conscience - Criminal with a GCSE in science
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cordon - switched-on rope

ruin - a pub for contemplation

campanologist - an aficionado of the outdoors lifestyle

conserve - one doing a prison sentence

reserve - a subsequent spell in prison

service - dish out frozen water

mollycoddle - a girl cooking boiled eggs

design - remove notifications

lexicon - a prisoner who knows lots of words

malware - Malcolm's wardrobe

spywear - a sartorial Spook

underwear - erosion from the bottom upwards
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pity - 3.14159265359 cups of the beverage

regret - gret again!

reconsider - spy-on from the inside

telemarketer - one who sell televisions

cold caller - a chilly visitor

opportune - a song or music from an opera

inopportune - listening to a song or tune AT an opera

favourable - prefer one ball over another

despise - savoury or sweet bakery items made by Des

denial - de river in Egypt
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pity - 3.14159265359 cups of the beverage

regret - gret again!

reconsider - spy-on from the inside

telemarketer - one who sell televisions

cold caller - a chilly visitor

opportune - a song or music from an opera

inopportune - listening to a song or tune AT an opera

favourable - prefer one ball over another

despise - savoury or sweet bakery items made by Des

denial - de river in Egypt



LOL Love that one smile

Concert - a criminal with a license

Multi-task - Something men cannot do

Property - a cup of British tea (not that American green stuff eeeewww)
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LOL Love that one smile

Concert - a criminal with a license

Multi-task - Something men cannot do

Property - a cup of British tea (not that American green stuff eeeewww)


I had a "why didn't I think of that" moment when I read this. Made me laugh out loud, too!


confine - a financial penalty on a prisoner

abuse - working the chest muscles

assure - a confident donkey

permit - the unit cost of a hand-warmer

capable - dress a spherical object in a large cloth covering

balloon - a fanatic about balls

tricky - a joke lock opener (or a mock ecstasy tablet!)

decide - a town in Scotland

refine - penalise again
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beside - the flank of a stinging insect

brazen - an enlightened donkey

unfounded - lost, mislaid

founded - relocated, no longer missing or lost

ballast - a stutterer saying 'blast'!

cornet - a net for catching apple cores

Aden - a hiding place/private space

estimate - hold a friend in high regard

chosen - somewhere between chilly and frozen
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climax - tool for mountaineers
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"