When the cockroach girl married the mouse
The owl said he would take their vows
When her groom said: "I do"
The owl said: "me too"
And he promptly devoured her spouse.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
There once was a Golden Baboon
Who decided to visit the moon
But try as he might
He couldn't get a flight
And returned home feeling like a buffoon.
There was a Giraffe called Ed
Who decided to buy a new bed
They were all too small
Because he was so tall
So he bought a jacuzzi instead.
There was something quite odd about Mary:
Was it her armpits, so hairy?
Or was it that she was blessed
With hairs on her chest?
Maybe that's why they call Mary scary!
This doesn't quite follow the AABBA rule, and some of the words are in Swahili, but it's still fun...
There was a young lady from Kikuyu
Whose stomach looked like a kibuyu
when asked
who did this to you
she said
huyo ama huyo ama huyo.
Translated, that means...
There was a young lady from Kikuyu (Kikuyu is a place and is also a tribe... pronounced Kic- kooo- you)
Whose stomach looked like a Kibuyu (Kibuyu means calabash... pronounced Ki- booo-you)
when asked
who did this to you
she said
huyo ama huyo ama huyo (huyo means he/him ... pronounced who-you, ama means either/or... so... him or him or him)
All her energy is spent,
She didn't know what they meant
by all the mean words they said.
They don't know what runs through her head.
She feels so broken, but I think she's just bent.
I will listen and try
Maybe it'll even rhyme
But who knows
My rhyming blows
So I sit here and sigh ....haha
My little giggles are for you
No more nightmares no more blues
My sexy cowboy
My forever joy
Our love is contagious and true
A farmboy in county Armagh
Never one inch of female he saw
so when his neighbour girl Bess
slipped right out of her dress
his feet were both hit by his jaw
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
There was a young man from Rome,
who lost his favourite comb,
he looked all over,
and in a little ringed plover,
but all he found was some loam.
I once saw a cow jump the moon
I remember think "too soon
For April Fools jokes
Created by blokes
Who can only eat with a spoon"
A crazy old dude from Southampton
who adored that song by Peter Frampton
once dressed up like a frog
and jumped into a bog
and got bit by a snake that he stamped on
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
The whole town knew him as a cripple
Never one single move, not a ripple
And he only showed proof
That one muscle could move
When the girl next door flashed him a nipple
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
A curmudgeon stumbled into the room,
Nattering pronouncements of doom,
He was politely ignored,
By him we were terribly bored,
Til he left, to share with others his gloom.
To use rhyme to relate of your friction
is okay, but take care of your diction
because we all are adult
and I'd hate the result
if the language would lead to eviction
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
