Form - Norm (Like the majority)

Moments of our waking madness

Torment-ailment

Maze - Laze (in the sunshine)

Forms take too long to fill.

Fortunately, they had asbestos nappies (Diapers?)!

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Done.

Well done, Verbs, a great achievement indeed. Are you going to you self-publish, or go the whole hog and find a publisher? I wish I could. Either way, good luck with it. 👌😊

Rickshaw-serrated

Sale - Dale (Alan-A-)

Charges are often called Fees!

Fortunately, they had the hottest dragon breath ever!

Unfortunately, the babies found Mum's stash of Ghost pepper chilli sauce!

Arboretum-ultimately

You can always plead Guilty

Belt - Welt (From Belt?)

Onerous-ingratitude

Time for a strong Coffee.

Pill - Will (For when you are very ill!)

Fortunately, they all grew up to be as fierce and protective as their mother.

Onion-lymph

Luke - Puke (Should have been warmed thoroughly)

Weather has been lovely today.

Unfortunately, Mama Dragon heard all the commotion and got angry with the Ape for frightening her babies.

Umber-ylem

Bare - Bake (In the sun)

Going to get even hotter!

You know things are bad when you spend twelve and a half hours in A&E (ER) and can't even get water to drink! 😡

Fortunately, they were only playing.

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And I missed most of the Nightwish set, but did catch their performance of "Ghost Love Score", which is an amazing ten minutes of music that really gives Floor's vocal training a workout.

The very song that cemented Nightwish in my heart. Once is still their best album, in my humble opinion, which isn't to say that there is anything wrong with any of their others.

Feral-sociopath (See what I did there?) 🤣