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1 day ago
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Quote by elizabethblack
engineer - energetic



Erm, Elizabeth, erm… EngineER- ENergetic?

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"McNess, what are you doing?"
"Leaving!"
"Well that's the best idea I've heard all day."
In Seventeen-seventy-six, a nation new was formed
And from the rule of the King it was freed.
Two centuries later our kinship has warmed
And together are we, when in need.
But listen, young man, that may be fine,
Here, it's the English at the end of the line!

Hi James

Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would get mugged!
(Sorry Liverpudlians, it was a joke... honest!)

Louisville

My darling, E. You think I joke?
Well isn't that just fine!
For that you can join those lovely folk,
Right down at the front of the line!