You know, you shouldn't sneak up on people, Keith
Not if you don't want to lose something 'accidentally'!
Yes, I mean your place at the end of the line...
Well what did you think I meant?
I also have no particular dialect due to having no roots as such..
I wer dragged oop in't north but Oi lived I Sarffolk fer a woil.
Then oi wen' o'er to Wiltshoire.
Now ahm back oop North but on't t'other side o' Pennines, tha' kno's.
Me ole man an' 'is Missus, me Ma and Pa, were from Sarf Landon, He from Peckham and she from Fort Neef!
As a result I tend to 'ape' whoever I am talking to.
I like dialect as those who know my stories both here and on Red will know.