Uh, up a gumtree?
How far do you think you could lob a sword?
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Sure, why not? It's up to them to look away if it offends them.
Would you ever practice a polytheistic religion, such as Paganism?
Would you ever practice a polytheistic religion, such as Paganism?
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Unless you wish to fight a Tasmanian devil,
I'd suggest you leave,
you bloody wee skeeve.
Just go away, you're not on the level.
Pissing about
with a Tasmanian devil,
you really are
a strange little weevil.
I'd suggest you leave,
you bloody wee skeeve.
Just go away, you're not on the level.
Pissing about
with a Tasmanian devil,
you really are
a strange little weevil.
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A camp site.
Is profanity the sign of low intelligence?
Is profanity the sign of low intelligence?
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Cashews! They've got just the right amount of crunch and last longer. Though they make my jaws ache, but screw it. Cashews FTW!
Tawny port or ruby port?
Tawny port or ruby port?
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If I wasn't doing anything important, I would. I know, I'm naughty.
There's bugger all on tv, do you continue to flick through the channels in a mindless effort to find something to watch, or do something else?
There's bugger all on tv, do you continue to flick through the channels in a mindless effort to find something to watch, or do something else?
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"Delivery for you." Then I look on the mantelpiece and see that all my parcels have arrived. I squirrel them away in my room, then later on, after breakfast and a shower, reassemble my bass, string up, tune in and play. Then later, when my brother comes have from school, I'll surprise him because one of the deliveries was for him, but was something I'd bought to give to him as a surprise.
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Dancing.
I'm making a truss rod cover for my bass. Trouble is, I can't decide which colour to go with. My choices are this
or that 
I'm leaning towards the second one. The bass is the one you see in my avatar btw.
I'm making a truss rod cover for my bass. Trouble is, I can't decide which colour to go with. My choices are this
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I'm grateful for a good week:
Monday, put fliers out for my business. Nothing has come of it yet, but I'm optimistic.
Tuesday, went to my friend's house and she gave me a four leafed clover. Had peach schnapps, then saw her off at the train station. Her daughter's dog likes me and her daughter is jealous of it. Stupid, eh?
Wednesday, not much to report. Shared a picture claiming to bring you money if you shared it. Found something on eBay that I'd been looking for.
Thursday, went into Paisley and bought a new soldering iron for £6 and Assassin's Creed 3 for £5. On the way there found £1 coin. Concluded that the picture worked. Put my four leafed clover in the operating manual of my favourite game, Tales of Symphonia, and found another game that I thought I'd lost.
Friday, finally managed to buy chocolate flavoured stout. Exchanged stories with a girl in the booze shop about being asked for ID. Had a bit of a laugh. Finished my game, Tales of Xillia. Rather short for a Tales game.
So, here's hoping that Saturday and Sunday will be just as good.
Monday, put fliers out for my business. Nothing has come of it yet, but I'm optimistic.
Tuesday, went to my friend's house and she gave me a four leafed clover. Had peach schnapps, then saw her off at the train station. Her daughter's dog likes me and her daughter is jealous of it. Stupid, eh?
Wednesday, not much to report. Shared a picture claiming to bring you money if you shared it. Found something on eBay that I'd been looking for.
Thursday, went into Paisley and bought a new soldering iron for £6 and Assassin's Creed 3 for £5. On the way there found £1 coin. Concluded that the picture worked. Put my four leafed clover in the operating manual of my favourite game, Tales of Symphonia, and found another game that I thought I'd lost.
Friday, finally managed to buy chocolate flavoured stout. Exchanged stories with a girl in the booze shop about being asked for ID. Had a bit of a laugh. Finished my game, Tales of Xillia. Rather short for a Tales game.
So, here's hoping that Saturday and Sunday will be just as good.
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Two years ago, a friend of mine died. It was shocking and the first thing I did was smile. I wasn't being callous, but that is, unfortunately, how I deal with bad news. One of my other friends reminded me the other day that it was the anniversary of his death and also the anniversary of her having a stroke. All in, that year, as much as I'd like to forget it, I just won't. It was the crappest of all years and I'd like to forget, but it also made me stronger and more able to show my emotions, so I should be thanking it.
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I think humourous because it has the potential to turn hilarious. Of course, I do have a rather dry wit, so I'd rather have dry comedy, which is so hard to do, unless you have a dry wit to begin with. So, in conclusion, I'm a teapot.
Surrealism or reality?
Surrealism or reality?
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I'm not entirely sure where to put this, but a friend on facebook shared this, so I had to, as well. I'll not say much, but if you're a Calvin & Hobbes fan, you need to read this.
http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/25gtsw/eu_in_the_final_minutes_of_his_life_calvin_has/
http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/25gtsw/eu_in_the_final_minutes_of_his_life_calvin_has/
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Oh, hell yeah! It sounds very romantic and I am a hopeless romantic.
Would you ever put yourself out of pocket, just to make someone happy?
Would you ever put yourself out of pocket, just to make someone happy?
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Wolf. Penguins are cute, but you can't exactly keep one as a pet. Though, I used to want to keep one as a pet. (Embarrassing story up ahead!) When I was about three years old, my parents took me to the zoo. We saw the penguin parade and they were Emperor penguins. I loved them so much, that I wanted to take one home. I was adamant that I could keep it in the bath. Imagine how upset I was when I was told I couldn't have one. I cried my wee eyes out. So yeah, wolf. I suppose the big reason for wanting a wolf is because I used to watch a programme called Due South. Fraser had a wolf-dog called Diefenbaker, and I always found it cool that he referred to him as his wolf. Of course, everyone knew he wasn't a wolf, but a wolf-dog, but that didn't stop them from being endeared to him, as I was.
Long winded answer or short answer?
Long winded answer or short answer?
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Well, shit. You've given me a really tough choice! Today, I shall say puppies. Only one Kitten is cute enough for me =^.^=
You walk into a bank and there's an armed robbery under way. The robber is alone, masked and has already shown that he's not afraid to kill. Flight or fight?
You walk into a bank and there's an armed robbery under way. The robber is alone, masked and has already shown that he's not afraid to kill. Flight or fight?
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I don't know who Naomi is =, but even if I did I wouldn't. 'Tis nothing personal, but I shall only make out with one woman: Aria.
Would you ever pen a poem about a person called Penelope with a penchant for palaces?
Would you ever pen a poem about a person called Penelope with a penchant for palaces?
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Ah, I see. Here's some good advice (for those who don't know): don't use Google Chrome to post poems. It messes with your formatting. I use an old version of Opera before they switched to the Chromium engine. You need to make sure it is formatted in single line spacing. Chromium engine browsers use 1.5 spacing. No good for poems. You can use the clear formatting tool here, but it doesn't always work.
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hi there how to group lines in the story
I'm not entirely sure what you mean. Do you mean how and when to take new paragraphs?
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A wild rebel appears, only to be rolled upon by a wilder circle.
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*Laughs heartily* Oh, hell yeah! Call me crazy, but if I have a point to make and someone doesn't believe me, I'm rather bloody minded about making it so.
Same: Would you ever build something just because someone said it was impossible just to prove that person wrong, even if it was something without a real purpose?
Same: Would you ever build something just because someone said it was impossible just to prove that person wrong, even if it was something without a real purpose?
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If there was need for it, I would.
Would you ever become a woodchuck, just to see how much wood you would chuck, if you were a woodchuck and a woodchuck could chuck wood? Bonus question: Do you think you'd hang out with Woody from Toy Story?
Would you ever become a woodchuck, just to see how much wood you would chuck, if you were a woodchuck and a woodchuck could chuck wood? Bonus question: Do you think you'd hang out with Woody from Toy Story?
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I really am thinking about writing another story. Fork knows what, though.
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Audio. Really need to get it recorded, I do. I'd do it right now, at night, but the problem is, I'm an expressive reader. I tend to get excited when the characters get excited and sometimes can't control the volume of my voice, which can lead to problems in the recording, mostly clipping. So, I have to wait until the day, but then I have to also wait until someone is finished vacuuming, then the house will be quiet and my laptop interference free,
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Yeah, why not? Could be fun.
Would you ever eat a raw, very hot chilli pepper?
Would you ever eat a raw, very hot chilli pepper?