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Natural all the way.
Would you rather suffer a headache or a broken toe?
Would you rather suffer a headache or a broken toe?
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No, not likely. Not again, anyway. I won one, with a thing dabbed "tack dancing". Like tap dancing, only with tacks instead of proper tap shoes. Yeah, I owned it!
And hello, enchantress.
Would you ever walk down the street, swinging a sceptre and yelling "I am the king! (Or queen)"?
And hello, enchantress.
Would you ever walk down the street, swinging a sceptre and yelling "I am the king! (Or queen)"?
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No, not spontaneously. I'd plan everything meticulously and make sure I'm doing everything by the book.
Would you ever get up in the morning, eat a handful of cold gravel and go to work?
Would you ever get up in the morning, eat a handful of cold gravel and go to work?
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A bright shiny new penny...rofl..
I'm just having fun!! I'm seeing how you like it!! Rofl..
Thank you SittingBallerina..so kind of you..aww..
I wouldn't mind a penny, actually. When my friend and I are walking along and she sees a penny, she picks it up and passes it along for good luck. She is rather superstitious in some ways.
Now, what to give to an enchantress? Well, you look like, from your avatar, that you'd like a silk ribbon for your hair.
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A bright, shiny quarter. Just for the sake of it, really.
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To be honest, I think it just began. And I don't think it began for any reason, it just kinda happened. Not because of some deity or a bunch of particles exploding, but just because.
I've been offered two bass bodies, a neck and any other bits that can be salvaged for £50. I can't really afford it, but it would be cool to have a project and I'd love to assemble my own bass. Think I should just go for it?
I've been offered two bass bodies, a neck and any other bits that can be salvaged for £50. I can't really afford it, but it would be cool to have a project and I'd love to assemble my own bass. Think I should just go for it?
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What, you mean who I met online? Yeah, I don't see why not.
Would you ever walk down the road singing aloud to yourself?
Would you ever walk down the road singing aloud to yourself?
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Chocolate shake, though add a wee bit of vodka and give me a fruit smoothie and I'll be happy.
Bit of a niche choice, this, but I'll ask anyway: Heavy metal ballads, do you prefer Fade to Black by Metallica or Cemetery Gates by Pantera?
Bit of a niche choice, this, but I'll ask anyway: Heavy metal ballads, do you prefer Fade to Black by Metallica or Cemetery Gates by Pantera?
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What, indeed, is on my mind?
Well, there's the emigration thing, that's always in there. Always doing my head in and really not doing my sanity any favours.
There's Aria because, hey, she's just the most beautiful woman I've ever known and I'm totally in love with her.
There's Jan, who really doesn't seem to be much for the socialising these days. Perhaps I'll infiltrate her house sometime soon.
I have a new bed sheet. It's purple and ever so soft and comfy. Must remember to not rip this one to shreds (I'm a bit of a restless sleeper).
What else? I suppose there's the fact that I've not written anything decent or had the will to write anything at all for a while. Perhaps I need some sort of prompt. Anyone got a joint?
Let me see, there's also the thing about not taking any paragraphs in this thing. I really should, so once I've finished writing this, I'll edit it and put paragraphs in, which will render this paragraph moot.
Oh, there's this book I need to read. Animal Farm. My mum gave me it to borrow, and I've still not gotten around to it. I also want to read Jamaica Inn by Daphne du Maurier. There's apparently a copy of it in the loft somewhere, which belonged to my grandpa. I never knew he was a Daphne du Morier fan.
I fixed my guitar, Freida, which wasn't exactly very hard. A bit of sanding and some screw twiddling, really.
And paragraph.
So, as you might have guessed, my mind is full of things, but none of them are exactly useful, apart from the desire to read, write and be in love with Aria.
Seriously, where's that joint?
Well, there's the emigration thing, that's always in there. Always doing my head in and really not doing my sanity any favours.
There's Aria because, hey, she's just the most beautiful woman I've ever known and I'm totally in love with her.
There's Jan, who really doesn't seem to be much for the socialising these days. Perhaps I'll infiltrate her house sometime soon.
I have a new bed sheet. It's purple and ever so soft and comfy. Must remember to not rip this one to shreds (I'm a bit of a restless sleeper).
What else? I suppose there's the fact that I've not written anything decent or had the will to write anything at all for a while. Perhaps I need some sort of prompt. Anyone got a joint?
Let me see, there's also the thing about not taking any paragraphs in this thing. I really should, so once I've finished writing this, I'll edit it and put paragraphs in, which will render this paragraph moot.
Oh, there's this book I need to read. Animal Farm. My mum gave me it to borrow, and I've still not gotten around to it. I also want to read Jamaica Inn by Daphne du Maurier. There's apparently a copy of it in the loft somewhere, which belonged to my grandpa. I never knew he was a Daphne du Morier fan.
I fixed my guitar, Freida, which wasn't exactly very hard. A bit of sanding and some screw twiddling, really.
And paragraph.
So, as you might have guessed, my mind is full of things, but none of them are exactly useful, apart from the desire to read, write and be in love with Aria.
Seriously, where's that joint?
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Tea. Have you read any of my stories? I mention tea in just about every one! Yup, I'm definitely a tea lover.
Varnished or unvarnished furniture?
Varnished or unvarnished furniture?
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You have gas?
Stinky ass!
I prefer "arse",
so take a minute to parse.
Stinky ass!
I prefer "arse",
so take a minute to parse.
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I'm gonna be greedy and say both. A slow dance before or after a home cooked dinner would be amazingly romantic.
Cake or death? (I know I've asked this before, but it's always a good laugh to see reactions.)
Cake or death? (I know I've asked this before, but it's always a good laugh to see reactions.)
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No, that's not creative enough. I'd be more likely to give them a mini performance review.
Would you ever eat a banana and roast beef sandwich?
Would you ever eat a banana and roast beef sandwich?
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Well, 4th of July means nothing to me, being British and all, so Valentine's by default. I'm not really fond of Valentine's either. Why celebrate a massacre by giving gifts to someone you love and only showing your love one day of the year? Thanks, but I like to show my love all year around. I'm soppy like that.
A million of your currency or a million kisses from your lover?
A million of your currency or a million kisses from your lover?
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His real name is spoon, but he goes by snoop because he really enjoys soup.
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London. I've been to Paris and it's a horrendous place if you don't speak French. Too damned hot in the summer too.
Smoked salmon or smoked mackerel?
Smoked salmon or smoked mackerel?
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If they have vodka, I might think of it, otherwise, probably not.
Would you ever draw your sword and shoot someone?
Would you ever draw your sword and shoot someone?
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I just want to hear my phone making the messaging tone and seeing a message from Aria.
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Worried because one of my friends seems to have just dropped off the face of the planet. Dropped her a text earlier and she's not replied yet, but it could take her some time. I just wanna know what's going on.
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Shower, though every now and then a bath is nice. Prefer a shower though.
Do you prefer keyboards with raised keys or flat keys?
Do you prefer keyboards with raised keys or flat keys?
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This'll make me seem really skanky, but purely because it's something that can be easily changed, I'd rather go without a shower. Tends to be if you go without food, that can turn into a bit of a starve-fest. At least if you go without a shower, you can always wash some other way.
One for the gaming geeks: Sega or Nintendo. (Going old skool with that rivalry!)
One for the gaming geeks: Sega or Nintendo. (Going old skool with that rivalry!)
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Bampot and bamstick are both Scottish insults, but, as always, can also be used as a term or endearment. So there ya go 
The person of my dreams. I already have her, right enough, but if I didn't, I'd still pick the person of my dreams. I can always attempt to make $5 million with them.
Earning money or winning it?
The person of my dreams. I already have her, right enough, but if I didn't, I'd still pick the person of my dreams. I can always attempt to make $5 million with them.
Earning money or winning it?