Say the following ten times fast:
1 smart fellow felt smart.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the peasant plucker's son, I'm only plucking peasants until the peasant plucker comes.
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Sends his evenings dancing in his apartment trying to get a routine down to impress Aria. Amy just covers her eyes in pity.
^ Is high right now
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Guitar, though I prefer bass.
Should electronic goods be white or black? (I say black, it looks better, I think.)
Should electronic goods be white or black? (I say black, it looks better, I think.)
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Washington, 'cause that's where my Kitten is 
What's worse: Muscular pain or back pain?
What's worse: Muscular pain or back pain?
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I'll be taking that winner's post now,
so just you go and furrow your brow,
don't feel bad, though, even Jeff Prough,
couldn't defeat this Trow*.
*A Trow is a mischievous fairy, in Shetland folklore. I'm sure you'll get the pronunciation from the rest of the words, for they all rhyme.
so just you go and furrow your brow,
don't feel bad, though, even Jeff Prough,
couldn't defeat this Trow*.
*A Trow is a mischievous fairy, in Shetland folklore. I'm sure you'll get the pronunciation from the rest of the words, for they all rhyme.
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I'm in such a foul mood for no good reason, which puts me in a more foul mood. I can't be bothered with anything, and I certainly can't be arsed with various familial idiots talking at me. All I want is Aria. All I want to do is snuggle with her. The rest of the world can jump off a cliff. Or shut up, at least. Just lemme snuggle with my Kitten and I'll be right.
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What do you call a ghost who has sex with you in your sleep? A poltergasm.
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I have had them foisted upon me in the past, but I'm not so sure I would willingly listen.
Would you ever stick your tongue out at a lawperson?
Would you ever stick your tongue out at a lawperson?
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Don't use symptom checker websites because before you know it, you'll have diagnosed yourself with cancer, Parkinson's, psychopathy, OCD and schizophrenia. Do this instead: Listen to your body. It'll tell ya what you need to know, if you know how to listen.
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I'm grateful for my favourite guitar shop, Strung Out Guitars because Paula, one of their brilliant techs, got me a new nut for my guitar and some new tuning pegs, too. It was a pretty typical visit to them for me: I went to get advice about my mangled bass bridge (which I should take pictures of, because it's a pure laugh, just how mangled it really is), and came away with a reservation for a nut and tuning pegs. Oh, and I had a right good laugh, too, but that's always the case when I go there.
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You are, indeed, funny, but the reason you're called Laughmaster is... Maybe I'd better not say. It's a little too blue to say 
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You lot need to back away from me. I have a bomb and I'm not afraid to use it. (It's a stink bomb by the way.)
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For certain folk, I'd risk my life. For others, I'd risk theirs.
How do you deal with pain?
How do you deal with pain?
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I remember watching Rey Mysterio way back in WCW, and he was always one of my favourites. Him along with K-Dogg and Billy Kidman were a great tag team and Rey was always great fun to watch, so I'm picking Rey.
WCW or WWF? (Not WWE, because I'm referring to them before the name change.)
WCW or WWF? (Not WWE, because I'm referring to them before the name change.)
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That would be my first wife, Lisa. We were three and it was at the lunch table in nursery school. Damned good kiss too.
Same question.
Same question.
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Quote by Rebellious_SoulQuote by Bubbles3406
I lost everything that was on my flash drive. It broke. Rip.... now I have to start from the beginning again.
Oh my God, that sucks! I was writing solarites on my laptop few hears ago, and had a good chapter that I didn't save on my flash drive before it crashed on me and died... it was a hand me down so I wasn't particularly surprised but upset.
If it's still detectable by Windows, you can use PhotoRec to recover your files. Don't be dissuaded by the name, it recovers everything, including word documents. I highly recommend it. I've used it so many times, and it just works. Oh, and don't thank me, thank my mum, she's the one who found it and recommended it to me. She's a tech-head, just like me
Here's a link:http://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/PhotoRec
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Puns.
Pub or bar (terminology, really. Which one do you use?)
Pub or bar (terminology, really. Which one do you use?)
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A girl, just so I can experience it, for the innocent purposes, as well as the not so innocent ones. Us dudes have absolutely no idea what it's like being a girl, what with the hormones and emotions, so it would be one more step towards enlightenment (side note: I believe that we live lots of lives, until our souls are enriched enough to be enlightened.)
Would you rather have a clicking wrist with pain, or a buckling knee with hardly any pain?
Would you rather have a clicking wrist with pain, or a buckling knee with hardly any pain?
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As slumber recedes, they fade from sight,
Slumping into the dim twilight,
They head to a land,
With a helping hand,
From Peter,
The gatekeeper.
Slumping into the dim twilight,
They head to a land,
With a helping hand,
From Peter,
The gatekeeper.
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Nutella.
When you're cold: Turn the heating up, or put more clothes on?
When you're cold: Turn the heating up, or put more clothes on?
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That's easy: Washington, and into the loving arms of Aria, so we could cuddle forever.
Have you ever found an effective way to remove a chewed screw? Or stripped, as is the incorrect, but preferred term. Stripped suggests that the thread is stripped, I'm talking about the head.
Have you ever found an effective way to remove a chewed screw? Or stripped, as is the incorrect, but preferred term. Stripped suggests that the thread is stripped, I'm talking about the head.
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I have to say, I'm liking the new header bar. It is uncluttered and easy to use, even on a smartphone, which I use for here a lot. There is just one thing that I'm not keen on, and that is the big void in the middle. On the one hand, it does give it a lighter, clearer look, but at the same time, it looks as if something is missing. I was wondering if there were any plans to use this space, maybe for site announcements? I reckon there's probably just about enough space for a small banner when a competition is being held. But anyway, the new layout is much appreciated
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Quote by magnificent1rascalQuote by adele
I HATE pictures on the wall that are not straight. have to straighten them out where ever i see them.
Oh, this is one of my sister's hangups too. When we went to visit our mother a few days ago, every single picture on the wall was off kilter. She went and straightened them all, and made me stand across the room and tell her when they were perfectly aligned.
I should hang my head in shame for only just noticing your probably unintended pun of using the word "hangups", I should also hang my head for hanging my head.
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Hey, I represent that remark! I'm actually a square peg XD
Thodin uses Extract of Viking to get his hair like that. It's in limited supply, so he has to go easy on it, so it doesn't all run out.
Thodin uses Extract of Viking to get his hair like that. It's in limited supply, so he has to go easy on it, so it doesn't all run out.
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Forgot his name on his first date
Actually, that is embarrassingly true.
Thodin strikes me as a pluviophile. That is, someone who finds peace in the rain.
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Comes from Hook Coast (you'll get it if you've played Fable: The Lost Chapters, but if you haven't, the quote I'm thinking of and basing this on, is: "Hook Coast? Nobody goes there; nobody comes from there!" Said by an astonished passer-by when Hero is going to Hook Coast.)