It might scare you if I told you. You've seen my writing, right? Bonkers!
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Quote by littlegirllost
First 5 bands huh? .... hmmm
Band Aid
Rubber band
Headband
Contraband
Broadband
Though, I suppose you meant muscial bands...
Kalapana
Manhattan Transfer
Journey
Styx
Dave Matthews Band
Okay, that was chronic. I wish I'd thought of that!
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Squeeze
The Jam
Guns n Roses
Iron Maiden
Marilyn Manson
The Jam
Guns n Roses
Iron Maiden
Marilyn Manson
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Sheep, the lot of ye,
making poems,
doesn't matter,
I'm the winner.
making poems,
doesn't matter,
I'm the winner.
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No, you don't bite,
Don't talk shite!
As for me,
I am doing t'ai chi.
Can't beat me!
Don't talk shite!
As for me,
I am doing t'ai chi.
Can't beat me!
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Here to dazzle you,
With my poem called moo
It ain't about cows, fancy a brew?
End of the line,
The win is mine!
With my poem called moo
It ain't about cows, fancy a brew?
End of the line,
The win is mine!
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To figure out how to read a fricken sundial,
Read the damned instructions,
Find out all its functions,
Then you won't feel rambunctious,
Just a little weird and scrumptious.
Read the damned instructions,
Find out all its functions,
Then you won't feel rambunctious,
Just a little weird and scrumptious.
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I'd wager there will be.
Look left, what's the object nearest to you?
Look left, what's the object nearest to you?
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The new Tales game, Tales of Xilia on PS3
What's the best ever invention?
What's the best ever invention?
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A letter. It's much better and it just makes you feel closer to the sender because the letter is so much more tangeable.
Same choice: text or letter?
Same choice: text or letter?
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Congratulations all 
Note to self: must try harder next time.
Note to self: must try harder next time.
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Batman the theme tune from the series alone is great and the movies are good too.
Nail polish: glittery or not glittery?
the theme tune from the series alone is great and the movies are good too. Nail polish: glittery or not glittery?
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No, I don't think you're evil. You don't come across as evil. In fact, you come across as a nice, caring young lady.
Do you own and regularly use a bicycle?
Do you own and regularly use a bicycle?
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Because love bites! (And so do I).
Are you bored of boredom yet?
Are you bored of boredom yet?
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Sure, but keep your hands off this Kitty, I'm taken!
Are you sane?
Are you sane?
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Wee wee wee? I aint a pig! I'm Kitty. The magnificent, cute and really quite captivating Kitty. Also the winner. Nobody can stand against my beauty.
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If it is even vaguely based on the works of someone, it's fan fiction. No exceptions. And I also think fan fiction is wrong. If you can't use your own imagination and write your own story, either try harder, or give up, don't steal other people's ideas. Yes, getting inspired from something is fine, just don't try to replicate it. That's pretty damned close to plagiarism, in my opinion.
Was that answer a wee bit too harsh?
Was that answer a wee bit too harsh?
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In search of dreams and hopes long gone,
I decided, my watch, I should pawn.
I visited the shop and handed my watch.
The owner, was horrible, so I punched his crotch,
That'll teach him, to break my watch!
I decided, my watch, I should pawn.
I visited the shop and handed my watch.
The owner, was horrible, so I punched his crotch,
That'll teach him, to break my watch!
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Written by a silly wee Scot - me! It has no title, but it really doesn't need one. If you need a translation, just ask, but it's pretty simple:
Ma hauns are cauld,
slippin' aboot the ice,
ma nose is runnin'
an' ma arse is smartin'.
ah fell doon, right oan ma bum,
noo its completely numb,
ah want ma mum!
Ma hauns are cauld,
slippin' aboot the ice,
ma nose is runnin'
an' ma arse is smartin'.
ah fell doon, right oan ma bum,
noo its completely numb,
ah want ma mum!
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Bit of both, actually. Cry into my glass of vodka, which numbs me.
Bread: Brown or white?
Bread: Brown or white?
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Silver sword. Then I can kill monsters, just like The Witcher, Geralt of Rivia.
What do you find more spectacular: Sword swallowing or fire eating?
What do you find more spectacular: Sword swallowing or fire eating?