I'm really happy. For months, I've been trying to fix my friend's iPhone, but it was to no avail, the poor thing is dead. I'm not happy about that, but I am happy because I managed to bag another one for £34! Got it on eBay and sniped it. I'm very happy about it because the only thing that is wrong with it, is the screen. I happen to have a brand new screen and backups from my friends phone, so I can easily restore the newly sniped phone as the old phone. My friend will be happy, indeed.
I'll go for Saturn's rings. And I'll look at them whilst on a motorcycle with my Kitten.
Which spelling do you prefer: Halloween (modern) or Hallowe'en (archaic)?
Oh, you pretty people, I win.
More toys at Christmas, Ho, Ho, Ho!
But who exactly are you calling a ho?
I hope it ain't me,
Or I'll squish ye like a flea!
I could try, but I might fail miserably. I'd still like to try though.
Will I ever stop having nosebleeds after I solder?
Lighter. When I was smoking, I had this one that was supposed to be used for light welding and soldering. I used to love it because it scared the crap out of people and was windproof. These days I use it for lighting candles. I do have to admit that I like the smell of matches though.
Do you prefer Halloween or Christmas?
Long hair. Though I'm biased, I do have epic long hair.
Matches or lighter?
I don't gamble, but roulette seems fun.
Potayto or potahto? (pronunciation again)
Circle still finds ways to play with his toys,
He sees them and he thinks "oh boys!"
Vroom vroom, his cars go
He ain't got time for the Teletubby called Po
He'd much rather his cars go, go, go!
Dust and tea stains, mostly.
Ah, thanks Yas, that clears it all up. Basically, an ISBN is pretty damned important then.
Can I be incredibly dense and ask why one would need an ISBN? Does that make the book, um, official and stuff? Or harder to plagiarise? Or does one need one to be able to sell a book?
Candy apple, please. Oh and to answer Aria's question, Kittens. Well, only one Kitten: You.
Odd or even?
Wish this damned friend of mine would shut the hell up. He just doesn't know when to stop.
Even though when you bend over they see your butt crack,
don't give in to temptation, don't talk smack,
Otherwise my phazer, it will go zap,
and you will go blapp*
(*Note, blapp is a silly word that I just made up for the sake of rhyming, it just means dead, really)
I seem to attract ghosts, so I'll go for ghosties.
Tea: Drank from a mug or cup and saucer?
We could live life without a care,
But look here comes a bear!
Play dead,
Don't lose your head!
Now as you lie
In a hospital bed,
I sigh,
Shoulda listened, Ted.
Well, Sir, that is quite the evil dilemma, but after some careful deliberation, I shall have to go with pork rinds. Not too often, though, don't wanna be having a heart attack!
Top or no top? (Oh, I'm talking cars, but... Well...)
"My heart expands,
'tis grown a bulge in it,
inspired by your beauty
effulgent."
William the Bloody (A.K.A Spike) in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
"You know they call him William the Bloody because of his bloody awful poetry!" Some bitchy woman, referring to Spike's "bloody awful poetry", who is later hinted to be Halfreck, a vengeance demon.
Bacon and eggs!
rofl or lol?
Like a kiss in the night,
My eyes close,
Full of delight,
Your warm, wet nose
Against my skin
Really does make me grin.
I am a passenger, I ride through the city at night, I see the city's ripped backside...
Tomayto or tomahto? (pronunciation)
Yes, I believe so. This belief that we are the only organism out there is pretty damned arrogant. Sure, we may be pretty advanced, but who is to say that a bacterium ain't just as advanced.
Do you like to rant?
Computer. Though I do whack around here on my phone a lot. Not the same as a tablet, but close enough. For the versatility, you can't beat a computer though.
If someone offered you a million of your currency, but with one caveat: you have to lose a body part, would you do it?
Angels scare me - they are the souls of dead folk, so demons. Not all demons are bad.
Calvin or Hobbes?
To me, length isn't essential, but it is more about the execution. If a story isn't told properly, then it isn't going to entertain, no matter how long or short it is.
Grammar Nazi or language lover?
