The notion of an independent Scotland. Bloody preposterous.
Who let the dogs out?
Wake up
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(Hide the scars to fade away the)
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System Of A Down - Chop Suey!
Can I be greedy and have both?
Jack or Meg White?
Not particularly. I prefer MWK (My Wee Kitten).
Who ate all the pies?
Funny thing, something like that happened. Was on my way home, when some scruffy, drunken, random dude comes along and asks me for a cigarette. I gave him a cigarette and we got chatting. I then find out he was out drinking last night, hence the smell of alcohol. The poor dude had left his wallet in the pub and had no money to get back to the pub. He asked me for a little money for a cup of coffee because it was so bitterly cold. I didn't have enough on me, but I gave him my last pound, so he could get a train to the pub to collect his wallet.
Sane or insane?
I'll have a kick in the arse please, then some sweet n sour pork from Aria.
Sweet & Sour: pork or chicken? (Just because the question wasn't answered before).
Puppies, but then they turn into older dogs, so that makes them even more lovable. My dog is six years old, we still see him as a great big puppy.
Popeye or Bluto?
Soup > Loup (French for wolf, and also a tributary of the Platte River in Nebraska)
My friend asked me if I could come over tomorrow and I said "what time should I be there?", he replied "soon as piss". He meant possible, of course.
Apple please, but no iPhones.
Tea: serve in a tea cup, or a mug?
I guess I'll just answer Roland's question. I'm not a fan of birds, to be honest, but I do like buzzards. There's something about the ugly buggers that just makes them... Endearing.
The timeless question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To might right is my bedside cabinet, on it is a pair of speakers, a bunch of miscellaneous crap and my alarm clock. Above that is my window, which looks out onto a grassy "field" type thing and a building site. They be building an ol' folks home. Bunch of bams.
How many unread emails do you have?
I think I was about 3. I just started babbling along to Queen.
What is to your left?
Gah, that's an evil question. Currently it is Fade to Black by Metallica. Of all time, I'd say Let's Stick Together by Bryan Ferry.
At what age did you first sing, even if it was just some silly wee babbling?
Bowler, if I had to choose, but only because I get to lob a ball. That's fun.
Windows or Linux?
Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil. Not only is she a really good singer, but she has an amazing stage presence. As soon as she walks on, you know you're gonna have a good time.
What is your favourite beverage to drink in order to slake your thirst?
I'm very excited because I'm going to Jan's and I shall be giving her back her phone, which I fixed. I can't wait to see her face. I know she's excited and happy too. I shall be drinking beer (rum flavoured) and gossiping. I love spending time with Jan. It's always a good laugh.
Even all th way! Odds give me the wig.
Windows Vista or Windows 7?
Stick it in a catapult, shout "pull!" And shoot the hell out of it. If I never eat chicken again, I'll be happy.
If chicken tastes of human, what does human taste like?
I make a quite basic sandwich: Tuna, mayonnaise and mustard, mush them all together, butter the roll, which has to be a well fired one (the ones with the sort of burnt bits on top) and stuff the roll to the gunnels with the filling. Quick and dirty, but gets the job done.
If I have one pound of mince and three pounds of puff pastry, what day will the chicken cross the road?
Aw, hell yeah! Though, I never took steps to make it happen, I always hoped that Karma would help.
Do you believe in Karma?
A totally hopeless one.
Have you ever dismantled a battery?
Fool, are you feeble? Fight!
1930 Oldsmobile Deluxe sedan. There's something cool about it.
Same.
Red. I'm told I look good in red, so I'll pick that.
Sony or Microsoft?