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I guess nobody here is sophisticated enough for my gravel. New venture: poems for all, just stand and listen to your friendly bard, whilst I compose poems at my rightful place at the end of the line.
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Circle_Something
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Big dogs. I've always had big ones and my current one is a mastiff crossed with pyernean mountain dog. There is one wee dog that I like and that is my friends dog. He's a jackchi - a jack Russell crossed with chihuahua. He's got the body of a wee dog, but the spirit of a big one.
Rain or sun?
Rain or sun?
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Hmm, gravel on the rocks, I'll see what I can do with that *grabs cocktail shaker, shakes some gravel, ice, vermouth and vodka around, then serves it in a Martini glass* there ya go, one Dirty Gravel Martini.
Roll up roll up, gravel cocktails, foods, and everything in between, get your gravel here!
Ze winner again.
Roll up roll up, gravel cocktails, foods, and everything in between, get your gravel here!
Ze winner again.
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Dog, even though I'm Kitty =^.^=
Are we human, or are we dancer?
Are we human, or are we dancer?
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Okay, here's your gravel burrito, hope ya enjoy and come again soon.
Me the winner!
Me the winner!
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Here's your taco, thanks for your custom and come again soon 
Gravel, get your gravel here!
Gravel, get your gravel here!
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*eats some cold gravel* mmm, yummy! You should try some, its nice so nice, I'm thinking about opening my own gravel stand. Gravel! Gravel! Get your gravel here! Hot cold, we have it all! Roll up up!
so nice, I'm thinking about opening my own gravel stand. Gravel! Gravel! Get your gravel here! Hot cold, we have it all! Roll up up! Forum Facilitator
Saturday because I get to have some wine and a wee Kitty nap, then talk to my Kitten. I love talking to my Kitten, no matter when we do, but especially on a Saturday because that's our date night.
Do you drink beer?
Do you drink beer?
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Having never had a cat, I'll say the trouble making dog. Though, a lap loving Kitten would be nice =^.^=
Same question: Trouble making dog or lap loving cat?
Same question: Trouble making dog or lap loving cat?
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Bloody tumbleweed around here today. Also, just stop bothering me, you damned fly!
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Red.
If you had to bore yourself to death, would you use a maths textbook, or the periodic table?
If you had to bore yourself to death, would you use a maths textbook, or the periodic table?
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Sure, just give me your bank account number and sort code and I'll wire 5 million Ugandan dollars to you, then you will be in my will.
Who are you?
Who are you?
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I can't post embed links here, but this is what I wanted to post last time. Dance like a damn (or it sounds like dance of the damned)... Instant balls. It is Hubert Ozwell's mystic arte from Tales of Graces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV53cotWAr8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Now, as you watch that and laugh, I'll just sit here all smug at the end of the line.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV53cotWAr8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Now, as you watch that and laugh, I'll just sit here all smug at the end of the line.
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I'm always typing "abou tit" or "Just hi tit". There's something going on with an impatient T.
Oh and Andrew, I'd get that digestion checked if I were you
I know, I can't go pooping pills and then immediately popping them. That's minging!
That is true. Question for you A, do you sometimes forget which 'place' you are at the time you are going to post? I almost made a mistake then LOL
Yeah, I've forgotten a few times, even got posts deleted for it. It's a good exercise in using less... Crass language.
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Male wise, I agree with Aria. Female wise, Cristina Scabbia, lead singer of Lacuna Coil. A great looking woman, with a brilliant voice and a massive stage presence.
In which state of being am I on Friday, if Monday's blue, Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too, Thursday I don't care about you?
In which state of being am I on Friday, if Monday's blue, Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too, Thursday I don't care about you?
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First crush, eh? Her name was Lisa. She had beautiful long black hair. She was a bit on the porky side - understandable, we were both three at the time, but damn she was cute. We used to play house and the crush was definitely reciprocal. She also happened to be my first kiss and my first marriage (I was to be married later in life, at the age of 11, to a girl named Sarah-Jane. That ended badly). Back to Lisa: we actually stayed friends for a long time, until we went to primary school, then we didn't see each other again, due to her going to a different school to me. She was pretty cool and very attractive. We used to play footsie under the table at lunchtime.
A ceiling fan rotates at 3000 rpm, if there was a sheep in the room, what colour would the time be?
A ceiling fan rotates at 3000 rpm, if there was a sheep in the room, what colour would the time be?
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I'm always typing "abou tit" or "Just hi tit". There's something going on with an impatient T.
Oh and Andrew, I'd get that digestion checked if I were you
I know, I can't go pooping pills and then immediately popping them. That's minging!
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I do indeed, shenanigans rool! Oh, what's that? I win again? Go me!
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May I interrupt the shenanigans to announce myself as the winner?
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Not at all. Rabbit food can be quite nice without anything on it.
Are you breathing?
Are you breathing?
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A hippo's milk is pink. This is due to two acids, unique to the hippo - “Hipposudoric acid” and “Norhipposudoric" acid. Read more here.
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A couple of days ago, I over salted my porridge and ate it because I didn't want to hurt my feelings. I disguised the taste with cinnamon. Or was it all spice?
How do you like your porridge, sweet or savoury? If you don't like porridge, why?
How do you like your porridge, sweet or savoury? If you don't like porridge, why?