I'm confused as to why my internet is working. I have no data left to use, so I really shouldn't be able to. Yet I am. I've been questioning why all week and it has been intermittent. I just can't wait until Friday, therefore payday, rolls through. Then I'll buy data, get back to my usual (actually, not my usual because I'm gonna cut down on my online hours) and I'll be able to text, IM and otherwise keep on contact with the people who matter. Also I FIXED AN XBOX! Yes. I had to shout that because I was starting to have very little faith in myself and this has restored it a wee bit. So overall, right now I am: confused at my internet, happy ay fixing the Xbox, excited for Friday when I get to keep in contact with the ones I love and now I've just noticed that I'm hungry, so I'm off to make some tea and toast.
I'm just gonna pull up a chair, enjoy my wine and have my lackies erect an electric fence so nobody can steal my place at the end of the line. Bow down, lesser cretins.
It hurt too much just looking at you.. from across the room,
So I got up, walked across and babbled,
Thing is, you babbled back,
All night we babbled, we giggled,
After that fateful night,
Dates were had, many fun dates,
Now twenty years down the line, here we still are,
Still in love, happily ever after
Yup. I have done that in the past, being a slut and all.
Do you ever snaughle? That is, laughing so hard you snort, then laughing because you snorted. Repeat until breathless.
Pfft, no! My revenge scenario is similar, but instead of feeding the flesh to my dog, I'd be eating it. I'd give the bones to my dog though. Or my pig (in my scenario, I have a pet pig).
Would you like a pet pig?
I like the demographic here. It's pretty cool that people can just get on, no matter their ages and drama is kept to a minimum.
Eh, naw, go bile yer heid.
Now if only I had some glue,
Oh my, then I'd have a shoe,
From many parts, of glorious hue,
But then I'd need another shoe.
So off I go, looking for bits,
Then I can call this poem quits.
Earlier, in an IM to Aria, I said "pooping a pill", instead of "popping a pill".
And so on and so on,
Come on, gimmie something to go on,
Can't think here, I feel like a moron,
So instead, I'll just eat some boron.
That would be perigee, of course.
Has anything good happened to you, so far this year?
Yes, many times. And that's just within the past few months.
At what concentration does food begin to taste mothy?
You win? No. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Actually, the sky does go red, or reddish pink when the sun sets. Also, its not strictly speaking, the sky, but auroras cause all sorts of wonderful colours in the air. What colour would the sky be if it wasn't blue? Purple, for no reason other than I like purple.
Why the hell are family so damned irritating?
Hell no! What the hell is normal anyway?
Yeah, that's my question, what is normal?
I'm the winner. And I have spiders and rats and ghosties and stuff protecting me, so *blows raspberry*
Clear out, ya bollock, I'm the winner.
I'm a bit biased, but I'm saying redhead. Us redheads rool!
Soup or stew?
Guess who! Yup, it's the friendly neighbourhood Kitty! Y'all'd better move aside, for Kitty is the cutest and therefore the winner.
All of them irk me, but especially the last one "could care less". I've had rants about that. Epic rants, too.
Yup. My doppelgänger was just as stunned (and stunning) as me.
Do you believe in parallel universes?
Take a nap! I'll keep your place in the line.
Rejection.
Are you looking for a pot of gold?
I don't like to be greedy, but can't I have both? If I had to choose, I'd have to go with cherished.
Doggies or horses?
Not all is as it seems,
"I want you!" She screams,
But, really, what she wants
Is to eat all of your vol au vents.
Mints. Gum is too inconvenient, what with having to dispose of it and all. Mints freshen breath better too and are more tasty.
Clocks now: analog or digital?
