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But a bit too much when the men wear skirts,
Such insolence! Kilts are manly,
And for big burly manly men,
Now excuse me, I'm off to swing a hammer,
Toss a caber, drink some whiskey and eat haggis.
Skirt, my hairy Scottish arse!
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just pack up and head out the door
leave your wooden oars
in the sand on the shore
as we all eat your smores


Just a wee reminder of the rules:

Create a poem and use the last line of the poem created by the person above as your first line. I'll start:

A poem I'm creating,
It will have four lines,
But what I'm anticipating
Is walking through trembling pines

Edit: I should be clear, the poem can have as many, or as few lines as you want and take any poetic form.
And on the bottom line I signed,
But before doing so, I whined,
"this pen," I said, "is empty, sir,"
The man, he looked and gave me another,
I said, "why thank you man, now kiss my brother,"
The man, looked puzzled, his head he scratched,
"but sir, I fancy your mother, we are well matched,"
So as I signed, he kissed my mother,
They both eloped all the way to Anstruther

(Note: Anstruther is a wee town in Fife, Scotland)
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I Love You in my head -Martina McBride (it's constantly in my head <3)
I Don't Understand in my head -Emilie Autumn
The Art of Suicide in my head -Emilie Autumn
Come Back in my head -Lesley Roy


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While Lotta Love in my head - Led Zeppelin
The Miracle in my head - Queen
Get Lucky in my head - Daft Punk feat. Pharrell
That keep cluttering my mind,
those thoughts, those thoughts,
that keep cluttering my mind,
I really hope I can eventually find,
some peace of mind.
I wonder if this driver is signed?
Hiking please, I swim like a Kitty attached to a stone which swims like a dead dodo.

Would you rather lob a lobster, or chuck a woodchuck?
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Sadly...
Gangnam Style in my head,
but also...
I Love You in my head -Martina McBride
and
Try in my head -P!nk


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So Happy I Could Die in my head (that's not a very nice thought, though, is it?) Lady Gaga
I Love You in my head - Martina McBride (I love that song too)
Buttons in my head - Sia
Ah, the typographical error, one that can result in mirth from both the typoer and the typoee. Such mirth came when I was chatting to the awesome Poppet and typoed the word typo and trypo (which sounds like dog food to me) who suggested there should be a typo thread. So here I am, creating it. Go us and our crazy ideas.

Another of my personal favourites is asllowed, instead of allowed. My friend looked on and said it looks like "a robust fart". Mirth.

What are your best typos?
I would give my life for one more look at your face...
Even though it looks like a plaice,
Actually, now I'm quite hungry,
Hear that? That's my tummy: Grumbly,
Better get some food, posthaste,
Just so I won't waste
Away
Not at all. Sometimes I don't know what to say, but I blame my brain for being an idiot.

What punctuation mark, if any, do you overuse?
Holy balls! I've just finished part 13 of my Random Moment series and even I didn't see that coming.
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Upsidedown by Lacuna Coil. I'm listening trying to work out the notes so I can sing it properly in one of my Random Moment stories. Part 14 is coming soon by the way.


Yay! to part 14!

~Iron Man by Black Sabbath~


I miscounted it's actually part 13 that's coming soon.

I'm listening to Crop Circles by Insane Clown Posse just now.
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Castle Down in my head -Emilie Autumn
Save You in my head -Emilie Autumn
Hold Me in my head -Maria Mena


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Crank in my head - Psyko Dalek
Under Your Spell in my head - Tara in Buffy episode Once More With Feeling
Honey Bee (Let's Fly to Mars) in my head - Grinderman
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...And the cycle starts again =^.^=

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Yes it does ^.^

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Open Arms in my head -Journey
Love Psalm in my head -my choir
Slow Goodbye in my head -Lesley Roy


<3
Runaway in my head - Sensational Alex Harvey Band
Sweet Dream in my head - Jethro Tull
Never Say Goodbye in my head - Bon Jovi
"Hook Coast? Nobody goes there! Nobody comes from there!" Bystander in Fable: The Lost Chapters.
Upsidedown by Lacuna Coil. I'm listening trying to work out the notes so I can sing it properly in one of my Random Moment stories. Part 14 is coming soon by the way.
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I made stuffed Haddock, with home made crab rangoon, with corn. I made brownies for dessert.


Sounds yummy =^.^=

Me? Oh I had roast chicken with roast potatoes and sage & onion stuffing. Yes, it was nice, but I'm getting bored of chicken all the time. Thankfully, I'll have chilli tomorrow, washed down with a beer because it's the law that if you have chilli, you've gotta have beer.
We somehow wound up in wonderland
Now we're blundering and wondering,
wandering and confused,
How in blazes did we come to be here?
Bloody hell, that's tough. If it wasn't my Mega Drive (Sega's best games console, known as Genesis in America) it would be a wee robot called My Pal 2, which had a bunch of games built in and was a hell of a lot of fun. Either that, or my toy cars. I loved my toy cars. Okay, I may have to write a musing or something, just to cover it all.

What is your favourite lyric?
I won't share, you won't do mine,
No, don't sit and whine,
Just let me varnish this pine,
And everything will be just fine.
I'm deviating very slightly from the plan. I'm still working, but I'm installing windows on a laptop now.
Chocolate, though for a good compromise (as suggested by Aria) chocolate covered fruit. Yummy.

Water: Still or sparkling.
Bananas, though, I can't eat them on their own. In a roll is fine, or perhaps in a smoothie.

Are you indecisive?
I'll respond Eddie Izzard style, from his skit about Cake or Death:

"Eh, cake please!"
"Very well! Give him cake!"
"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."

So, yeah, gimmie carrot cake smile

Do you pronounce the letter zed or zee?
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I shall start then. ^.^

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Wanderlust in my head -Nightwish
The Last Night in my head -Skillet
Total Eclipse of the Heart in my head -Bonnie Tyler


...And the cycle starts again =^.^=

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Wanderlust in my head - Megadeth
Am I Evil? ;) in my head - Diamond Head
Love Bites (So Do I) in my head - Halestorm