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Dreamcatcher
Over 90 days ago
0 miles · California
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mock... you thought I was going somewhere else didn't you...
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We have another election coming up before long.. and once again we've managed to get the most absurd cluster of completely unqualified clowns on the face of the earth to choose our leader from.. and since our votes actually mean nothing and it usually boils down to who can belch the alphabet.. I think we should adopt the Lewis Black process for becoming President... he says we take a monkey.. put him in a plane and fly him 3 miles over the earth.. push him out of the plane with a parachute.. and the first person he touches after he lands is President.. how could we possibly do worse? oh.. wait.. he could land in Texas... shit!!!
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Shoot Louise.. I didn't know you were so danged into those fricking metaphors for good ol' cusswords.. crikey one could lose his flipping mind trying to figure out whether he's being asked to frigging leave or whether he's gonna get fecked.. goodness it is such a quandary nowadays trying to score.. heck I guess I'll just stick to poetry and the shopping channel..
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Troglodyte.. cave dweller.. hermit.. or as I use it.. a person who doesn't understand simple social skills and adheres to subjective common sense..
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As the King of Everything... I hereby pass a rule that all mothers get breakfast in bed.. a foot rub.. a dozen roses.. the laundry done and folded.. kitchen cleaned.. then taken out for dinner and a movie.. Happy Mother's Day to all of you...