dang Paul!! do you have a scanner set up for SS? you are the last poster in every thread I go to.. except this one..
go help Alan.. I got this..
That's all I see in front of me.. your backs..
When I was a kid I thought everything had feelings and I had to make sure there was never just one by itself.. my models, comic books, toys, stuffed animals.. always had to make sure they weren't by themselves.. I always thought they would feel lonely.. I know.. pathetic.. but kids get crazy notions..
Roses are red
A thousand times it's been said
The flower of love
Or at least.. kind of..
Some might say not
Or have you forgot
Other flowers are cheaper
Maybe they'll keep her
Just throw them in a vase
With some ferns and some lace
And even if she thinks they suck
Hey.. at least you saved a few bucks..
Roses are red
From their thorns you have bled
Isn't candy better instead?
From a boyfriend named Fred
But Fred's got no game
All his gifts are the same
They're really quite lame
He has no shame
So look for a Bob
He might be a slob
But at least he has a job
Selling red roses to snobs
Always dreamed of being a ballerina.. still wears leotards and toe shoes..
usually a pair of shorts and a Tee or Polo.. jeans once in awhile.. slacks only when forced..
gonna be a long night for the driver I can see..
apparently I'm the designated driver for Paul and you..
hahaha.. wanna hear something funny? I rarely drink.. I was with Alys at a brewery and she wanted me to taste her beer.. but I'll drink your Heineken..
I am too.. I could have cleaned up while the two of you had brandy and cigars..
oh no you don't.. no sneaking in behind.. now eat your tuna..
Paul can't hear you.. he's trying to figure out how to open a can of tuna and make it look like prime rib..
the brownie came with the tuna on rye with a side of slaw.. no exchanges..
go back.. there's a hot fudge brownie waiting for you..
I think Paul is waiting to take you to dinner.. you two have a nice time.. I'll be right here
I do believe I might have this one in the bag.. I drove from Seattle, Washington to Miami. Florida.. but I also drive from San Jose to San Diego regularly..
A true gentleman and a scholar..
Meredith has seceded his farm from the USA.. he is now known as the country of Moonpie..
Thanks ya'll.. I found the answer.. it is me.. the winner of EOL..
Paul.. Paul.. Paul.. uhhhh.. what was the question?
Is a very sweet but savvy young lady.. one of my favorite people..
It scares me that you know that...
sorry Sunil.. better luck next time.. not..