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What number am I thinking of?


Pi

What goes best with stewed cabbage and sausage, potatoes or something else?


Red potatoes and corn cobbettes

What is your favorite recipe?
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Balderdashery - to run away from a bald person

At school, Andy would balderdashery every time he saw the headmistress.

Schnuclemuff


This is a word of German origin and describes a device for keeping a certain delicate part of the anatomy safe from radiation poisoning in the event of an nuclear war.

"Make sure you wear your schnuclemuff. The radiation count is quite high today."



spamgonsheddling



spamgonshedding.. the act of obsessive posting on SS.

Howard knew his spamgonshedding was out of hand but he just has something to say about absolutely everything.

parkerfarker
Gersnachous.. the act of sneezing and farting at the same time causing your heels to lift off the floor.

Frogprince's gersnachous behavior was making Justine giggle.

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This was written by my 10 year old daughter as a Creative Writing assignment for School. The theme was "The funny side of life". The school has since entered this poem into an International Poetry competition organised by COBIS (Council of British International Schools)

FUNNY THINGS

Strange things happen in life sometimes,
Like animals driving cars and all in lines.
Then today on the way to school,
A baboon stole my lunch and that’s not cool!
An aardvark on a skateboard zoomed past me,
I chased him down towards the sea.
“Slow down, slow down!” I shouted after him,
And then I met a fish who could not swim.
My world is upside down and spinning around,
My feet are in the sky and my head is in the ground.
I see all these things that are not as they seem
And then I wake up and it was all just a dream.


Amazing insight and sense of humor.. but then considering her artistic gene pool, one would expect no less.. very proud moment for her.. hope she is recognized as she should be.. congrats..
She often finds herself at bus stops selling tarts for unknown charitable agencies..
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If the world were to end tomorrow.. which 5 Stories Space friends would you want to spend the last day with?


One who can sing well ...

One who dances beautifully ...

One who is gifted at telling stories aloud and is outrageously funny ...

One who loves to cook and would bring a delicious picnic ...

One who appreciates good wine and beer and would provide the necessary drinks - in quantity ...


Well.. that just describes me.. who are the other 4?

At a very small stream or pond.. secluded..

Who is the most well-known/celebrity/famous person you have ever met?
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Back to my question: What is the number one chore you would happily never have to do again?


Dishes - I really and truly hate washing dishes.

BTW it is wonderful to exchange differing points of views with an intellect individual and look... no insulting innuendoes.
Maybe instead of giving up the Mars mission we can take the money from military expenditures instead.


If you could give up eating or sleeping without affecting your health, which would you pick to do without?


I would give up eating.. but just food..

and Gypsy would beat us to death in a debate Roland.. don't look her in her eyes..

If the world were to end tomorrow.. which 5 Stories Space friends would you want to spend the last day with?
He is very sad at how we are treating his earth..

Is there any sport more boring than basketball?
wears a kikoi to weddings and funerals.. (look at her blog pic if you want to know what a kikoi is)
I believe darkness is the natural state so light is the absence of darkness.. good question..

Do you think that all living things have a soul?
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Actually, light does have mass.. if it inhabits space it has mass.. whether it is relevant mass is another discussion.. so I would pat him on the back..



No, but I can write on a vap/chalkboard while facing my class.


I have a friend on this site that believes the crazy idea that photons have mass. He is very smart and well educated, but must have forgotten this.
(he believes if it inhabits space it has mass, despite the fact that photons do not interact with the universal Higg's Field)
What should I do? Ignore this foolishness, encourage his out-of-the-box thinking regardless of how fantastical it is, or just put him out of his misery?


I always liked those beef jerky sasquatch commercials...

I always get a kick out of theories that are somehow relegated to factual status because that's what they were always told.. the theory is that photons have no rest mass.. but contrarily, energy and mass are related.. so as I said earlier, whether or not photons have relevant mass is yet to meet a standard.. as we know, all "known" attempts at invisibility or time travel have failed because of mass.. oops.. I'm fading.. fading.. gone...

Do you think states should govern themselves independently?