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Dreamcatcher
Over 90 days ago
0 miles · California

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I wonder at doing Haiku
It surely reads as if from menu
Nothing to eat or ingest
oh yes I do.. every second of every day..

If you had a chance to be invisible for one hour.. what would you do?
would love to visit Namibia.. and speak Afrikaans..

Will my room be air conditioned?
why yes you are.. nicely wrapped and under the tree.. but Christmas is over..


Warm sunshine can be found in Hawaii.. it's all yours..

Do you believe in Sasquatch?
and the current powers that be, inclusive of religious organizations, tell us there is no such thing as ghosts, UFO's, life on other planets, only one God, there is a heaven and hell, and that our votes actually count for something.. are you telling me you have proof that such gods did not exist? pfffttt! my friend.. pffftttt! pfffttt!

What is the favorite meal of the day?
Because not believing is boring.. and Atlantis did exist.. just because there weren't any Kodak moments 11,000 years ago doesn't mean that people from that time who swore it was there are mistaken..

Why does a hotdog at the ballpark taste better than at home?
You edited it.. sheesh.. the cows say "I think the trees are talking about us"..

Do trees talk when no one is around?
There once was a pickle who only had a nickel
His best friend was a lime who only had a dime
But the plan they devised was gonna cost a dollar
And this made the both of them holler
"What to do! What to do" We are gonna be eighty-five cents short!"
The pickle sat down and cried while the lime could only snort
no.. more like a lizard.. he thinks bad breath is fire.. someone give him a Tic-Tac..