Did Midge get in the fridge?
and want more fudge but just a smidge?
but pralines and caramels got in the way
and he remains fat to this day..
Forum Facilitator
Find your next favourite story now
Login
Dreamcatcher
Over 90 days ago
0 miles · California
Forum
Forum Facilitator
yes.. how boring it would be without blue..
What is your favorite geometric shape and why?
What is your favorite geometric shape and why?
Forum Facilitator
words.. swords are hard to write with..
iPhone or anything else?
iPhone or anything else?
Forum Facilitator
you can be taught what love isn't...
Is love a mind or a heart thing?
Is love a mind or a heart thing?
Forum Facilitator
What could have been will never be
A life wasted it's plain to see
Only death awaits to set me free
There was nothing to see from invisible me
A life wasted it's plain to see
Only death awaits to set me free
There was nothing to see from invisible me
Forum Facilitator
some dreams are more real than others..
Do you believe in fairies and elves?
Do you believe in fairies and elves?
Forum Facilitator
a years supply of Scholl's pads and a Shiatsu pad for your butt..
Forum Facilitator
here.. scoot your chair right here in front of me.. I got your back..
Forum Facilitator
wait.. I get a mousetrap and she gets a foot massage? I never catch a break!!
a magic clock that stops time..
a magic clock that stops time..
Forum Facilitator
he was 007 with a license to kill.. I'm .0007.. I trap mice and collect magazines..
the keys to that guy's Aston Martin..
the keys to that guy's Aston Martin..
Forum Facilitator
as long as it wasn't a twin.. lol..
Should congress be abolished?
Should congress be abolished?
Forum Facilitator
kenny G if you want to get laid.. Miles Davis if you want a headache..
left or right?
left or right?
Forum Facilitator
why thank you.. but I sometimes write when I'm not so hot looking too..
a nice sense of humor..
a nice sense of humor..
Forum Facilitator
hahaha.. believe it or not in the early 70's I had a perm that fro'd on me..
an elephant spirit to guide her..
an elephant spirit to guide her..
Forum Facilitator
common sense.. sometimes I wish I could be as chaotically happy as others..
What year will a UFO land on earth and communicate?
What year will a UFO land on earth and communicate?