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Over 90 days ago
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Guido and Garducci are flying on a plane for the first time of their lives to visit family. An hour into the flight, the pilot comes on the speaker and says, "I'm sorry to tell you folks, but we just lost engine number one. But don't worry we still have three engines left. We're going to be an hour later in arrival."
An hour later, the pilot comes on the speaker again and says, "I'm sorry to tell you folks, but we just lost engine number two. But don't worry we still have two engines left, however, we're going to be three hours later in arrival."
Another hour passes and the pilot comes on the speaker again and says, "I'm sorry to tell you folks, but we just lost engine number three. But don't worry we still have one engine left. Unfortunately, we're going to be five hours later in arrival."
After a few minutes, Guido turns to Garducci and says, "I tell you what my friend. If that fourth engine goes, we gonna be up here all night."
An hour later, the pilot comes on the speaker again and says, "I'm sorry to tell you folks, but we just lost engine number two. But don't worry we still have two engines left, however, we're going to be three hours later in arrival."
Another hour passes and the pilot comes on the speaker again and says, "I'm sorry to tell you folks, but we just lost engine number three. But don't worry we still have one engine left. Unfortunately, we're going to be five hours later in arrival."
After a few minutes, Guido turns to Garducci and says, "I tell you what my friend. If that fourth engine goes, we gonna be up here all night."
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banned for being a zookeeper with a sad collection of animals above her...
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The EOL is a special thing
It belongs to me, the EOL King
So just accept and best not test it
We all know, the E stands for EXIT.
It belongs to me, the EOL King
So just accept and best not test it
We all know, the E stands for EXIT.
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Quote by gypsy
A perfect darkroom with plenty of room, an enlarger that can print negatives from 35mm to 4x5, a brilliant print washer, and print dryer, and excellent ventilation system for the set up.
Otherwise, a reliable source for high quality wool socks and he can bring me two dozen pair. Should last me a good while.
Oh also a new stove and oven. That would take the worry out of cooking Christmas dinner, and wondering if the old one will hang on through it.
Peace on earth and an end to war, destruction, famine and all that other crap would also be nice.
You don't need Santa... you need a sugar daddy...
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When Santa comes to your house, what perfect gift would you want in his bag for you?
For myself:
For myself:
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E...
You're not where you should be...
You're lost and confused its easy to see...
No one stands at the EOL but me...
You're not where you should be...
You're lost and confused its easy to see...
No one stands at the EOL but me...
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Quote by magnificent1rascal
Thanks for the suggestion, all. Marcie’s profile bio has been updated to reflect her passing but preserved in all other respects, and her forum rank has been changed to “Rest in Peace”
Nicely done Maggie. She was a wonderful person and it's a very nice tribute to her.
Thank you.
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Oh, E...
Why can't you see...
The EOL will always be...
In control of me...
Why can't you see...
The EOL will always be...
In control of me...
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Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work you go
The EOL is not yours, you know
No dragons allowed
It's too big a crowd
I'm the winner, so keep it on the down low.
The EOL is not yours, you know
No dragons allowed
It's too big a crowd
I'm the winner, so keep it on the down low.
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Well then, let a tired same old dude fit in right behind you at the end...
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You want rhyme?
This time?
Fine.
You know the end of the line?
It's mine.
This time?
Fine.
You know the end of the line?
It's mine.
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Sorry Snoop... take Rebs out for a cola... the end of the line is my ballyhoo...