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Dreamcatcher
Over 90 days ago
0 miles · California
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This tastes like crap.. here have a bite.. you taste it..
-my brother
-my brother
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excuse me.. Dirty Dancer behind ya'.. watch out while I do my leap-twirl-flip-split combo.. nailed it.. I win
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help!! I'm drowning!!
A gift certificate for a hot oil massage after carrying that big bowl around..
A gift certificate for a hot oil massage after carrying that big bowl around..
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unworthy because my self-esteem is flowing along the curb and into the storm drain..
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A passport and a ticket for the trip so she doesn't have to hide in a suitcase..
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CK.. never get between a man and his rose.. be a good sport and move please.. thank you so much.. whoops.. last again..
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That wasn't me.. it was someone who looked just like me.. turn around.. the real me is still standing here.. oops.. I believe you're standing on the toes of a winner..
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story of my life.. everyone looks but no one sees me.. guess I'll just stand here at the end and take my rightful spot in last place.. I win?
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sorry Tex.. failure is a staple in Texas.. just look at the Cowboys.. but you were almost last!! winner winner chicken dinner!!