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JWren
Over 90 days ago
0 miles · England

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Banned for wanting Ozzy back

(who's Ozzy, anyway?)
Prizes, passwords, secret handshakes... and I'm still claiming No 1 spot
You can have the ribbon... but it's my turn to occupy the winner's seat


If coffee is today's preference for you

Should I be more patient at meal times
Okay, move forward now and give me room at the end here. I need to practice my violin solo
Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azakaban

Round up the usual suspects
Hmm, Ginger, I think you've scared Paul off. Can't see him here at all...

Quote by paulus
Quote by JWren
Nice to have you in front of me

In front? Are you walking backwards? Anyway, I'm at the end of the line now, with yoú all behind me.

Oh, and don't worry about the last post. I'll leave you two in peace there.

And for those that don't know the real meaning: it is a trumpet signal, originally from Holland, called Taptoe which translates to "shut the beertaps". It signifies the end of the day, tells the taverns to close and the soldiers to return to camp or baracks. Nowadays its most common use is as a farewell to died comrades.



Sorry Paul, your end of the line is so different to mine. End is end - the back, the last. First is up front, head of the line, leading the way.

Anyway, I'm here now
Others may yet join in a bid to win the magnificent prize 😁