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Morning to all and best of luck to Larry on his CT checkup. Me, I'm here to crank up the coffee pot and tea kettle (done) and to lament the shortcomings of the local pro sports teams.

Last night, the Suns suffered a 20-point beatdown at the hands of the Bucs in game three of the NBA finals in Milwaukee.

And now about the Diamondbacks who went into saturday night's game at LA riding a streak of three wins in the last four games, including one the night before vs LA. But all good things come to an end, though seldom with the soul crushing emphasis of the 22-1 whipping they took from the Dodgers. (sigh) BTW, the D-Backs also lost last night to go into the All-Star break with a 26-66 record, the worst in the MLB.

I'll now fill my mug with coffee and my other hand with Sarah's cookies then weave my way over to the corner table to reflect on just how agonizing the 'agony of defeat' can be.

Later, Inspirators.
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Morning, weekend wanderers and wonderers. The big news in sports is the Cubs broke their 11-game losing streak with a 10-5 win over St. Louis. Roland may check in later with details but only after recovering from the post-game celebration.

Meanwhile, the Diamondback bounced back from having their two-game win streak snapped by defeating the Dodgers 5-2 in LA.

And in conclusion, a serious call for, HELP!. Anybody know what a 'Grammarly Integrator' is and what it's supposed to do? Any 'HELP!' would be most depreciated, honest.

Coffee mug in hand, I'll negotiate my way over to the corner table to sit under the old leaky window A/C and wonder why I forgot, once again, to bring my rain hat. (sigh)

Later, Inspirators.
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TGIF type greetings to all who enter. Just for the record, the coffee's on and the tea kettle is kettling up a storm.

Two quick sports notes: It's the best of times and the worst of time here in the valley of the sun. The Diamondbacks had there winning streak ended at two thanks to a pounding by the Rockies. Still, for a team with the worst record in all of MLB, coming up with the team's first back-to-back wins in two months is something of an achievement, of sorts.

Meanwhile, the Phoenix Suns are now 2-0 in the best-of-seven NBA finals after beating Milwaukee by ten points.

Me, I'm gonna fill my mug with coffee, grab a bag of fried pork skins and go sit under the leaky window air conditioner and await further developments.

Later, Inspirators.
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Pingster, your soft-core erotic dream would have been perfect if the motorcycle in question had been a classic 'Indian' chain-drive motorcycle, imo. ;)

Later, Inspirators.
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How y'all are? Has Yuri been given the newbie tour of Storie(S)pace and, of course, that oasis of old world culture and charm DBA, Inspirations? If not, then Trevor can count himself one lucky carbon based lifeform.

Welcome to Inspirations, Yuri. Feel free to wander around aimlessly and make yourself at home. Last time the subject came up most Storie(S)pacers claimed to have had their shots and to be housebroken. ;)

In the strange but true category, I actually managed to vote and comment on several micros after reading and enjoying one and all. What's more, I also manage to slip in a little work on my contest entry. And speaking of contest entries, I'd savored Verity's a little while ago and now, with my doing the deed with Survivors, I can claim to have read 100% of the contest entries. I'm here to tell ya, all that dang near wore me out. ;)

Coffee's cooked and the te kettle is kettling away. Me, I'm gonna fill my mug with that dark roast brew, grab a handful of Sarah's goodies, so to speak, and hunker down at the corner table to check on ball scores and other important happenings.

Later, Inspirators.
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38 Themed Calls for Submissions for July 2021

Copied from the free online newsletter of Authors Publish magazine (highly recommended. If links don't work, google the site titles.

Augur Magazine: Joyful Imaginations
Augur Magazine has announced a short submission window for two issues, one themed, and the other unthemed. They want dream-touched realism, slipstream, fabulism, and literary speculative fiction, as well as rich realism, high fantasy, and science fiction. They also publish poetry. The submission calls are for Issue 4.2, the Fall/Winter issue (unthemed), and Issue 5.1, themed ‘Joyful Imaginations’ – “For 5.1, we’re looking for pieces that invoke delight, contentment, transformation, dreaminess, & beauty—especially from marginalized creators.” They have two reading periods (see below).
Deadline: until 7 July — Open to BIPOC, trans, and/or disabled creators living in/from Canada; reading period July 8-31 — Open to everyone.
Length: Up to 5,000 words for short fiction, up to five poems
Pay: CAD0.11/word for short fiction, CAD60 for poetry
Details here

Dark Dispatch: Deadly Love; The Dead Inside
They are reading submissions for two anthologies.
— Deadly Love: “romantic horror in all its forms. Open to dark fantasy, sci-fi, horror, and crime subs featuring a romantic horror plot.” They want fiction only. Stories should focus on love gone wrong.
— The Dead Inside: This is an anthology of identity horror – fiction, nonfiction, and poetry. Their guidelines say, “Explorations of what happens when our core identities are stripped, altered, suppressed, or denied to us, whether by choice or not. The way parenthood turns you into a different person. How toxic masculinity shapes us and robs boys of their childhoods. Suppression of race, culture, or ethnicity to stay safe, get the job, or grab that publishing contract. Being forced to stay closeted for safety, acceptance, or love. How does a lifetime of suppression and self-hatred affect us? What might our lives have been like if we’d been able to break free? Who do we become when we perpetuate the same patterns? And who are we, really, when we strip down the outer skin of what we are?”
Deadlines: 9 July 2021 for Deadly Love; 2 August 2021 for The Dead Inside
Length: Varies (see guidelines for each)
Pay: $10-50 for Dark Dispatch; $25-50 for Deadly Love
Details here.

Constelación Magazine: Love Needs No Translation
This is a bilingual speculative fiction magazine, and they will open for their fourth issue, on the theme ‘Love Needs No Translation’ in mid-June. At the time of writing, there were no details on the theme on the website. Authors are free to interpret their themes creatively, and they encourage writers to twist and bend the theme, as long as they fit into any of the speculative fiction genres. Submissions can be in English or Spanish, and they also ask for translation rights. They also commission artwork from BIPOC creators months in advance based on the issue’s theme. Do not submit before the start of the reading period.
Reading period: 15 July-1 August 2021 (These are new dates; the submission call was postponed – see their Tweet).
Length: Up to 6,400 words
Pay: $0.08/word for fiction, $1,000 for artwork
Details here.

Writer Shed Press: Second Thoughts
They publish fiction, creative nonfiction, personal essays, and poetry that is directly or loosely linked to the theme of ‘Second Thoughts’.
Deadline: 15 July 2021
Length: Up to 2,000 words
Pay: $20 (they can only pay through the Venmo app)
Details here.

Apex Magazine: Indigenous Futurists
Apex publishes speculative fiction. For the Indigenous Futurists issue, they want fiction from Indigenous writers anywhere in the world. Deadline: 15 July 2021
Length: Up to 7,500 words
Pay: $0.08/word
Details here.
(Also see Inclusive Future Magazine; they’re reading speculative prose and poetry for their first issue, from trans, non-binary, and genderqueer writers about a future where gender equality is achieved. They pay $0.08/word, and the deadline is 15 July 2021.)

Untethered Anthology
This is a fiction anthology. Their guidelines say, “Untethered will be filled with fun stories about horses, magic, and magic horses—unicorns, winged horses, horses, donkeys, zebras… basically anything in the Equus genus will do. And, as the name suggests, I want the stories to be a little untamed, a little wild. I’m looking for whacky, whimsical, funny or feisty stories to bring a little levity to some tricky times.” All stories should have happy endings.
Deadline: 15 July 2021
Length: Up to 7,500 words
Pay: $25
Details here.
(This page also has details of a future submission call, for a Pirating Pups anthology, starting October – do not send submissions now).

Crone Girls Press: Stories We Tell After Midnight Volume 3
They want submissions of horror fiction, from flash to novella length, of unthemed horror for Volume 3 of ‘Stories We Tell After Midnight’. Their guidelines say, “chilling horror, your stories that are set firmly in the genre, tagging the tropes and atmospherics of things that will cause you to have nightmares and not be able to escape the dark, even when you pull the covers over your head and sleep with the light on.” They’re also reading work for their ‘Midnight Bites’ anthology (open until filled).
Deadline: 17 July 2021
Length: 500-25,000 words
Pay: $0.02/word or $25/story, whichever is greater
Details here.
(Another horror anthology accepting submissions is Scare Street for its Night Terrors anthology, featuring ghosts, the supernatural, paranormal, and monsters; they pay up to $70. The deadline is 30 July 2021.)

Eerie River Publishing: Of Fire and Stars
This is a fiction anthology featuring LGBTQIA+ characters; they want dark fantasy about dark fae and the fairy world. Their guidelines say, “Bring us your foolish humans, your dark flesh-eating fae. Entice us with your magic and let us feast on the carnage you create. We are looking for unique character-driven stories with a strong fantasy storyline. Happy endings not required. Rated R stories welcome.” All writers can contribute to this anthology.
Deadline: 30 July 2021
Length: 2,000-8,000 words
Pay: $10-20
Details here.

Oddity Prodigy Productions: Beneath the Yellow Lights
They are reading for their second fiction anthology, and they want urban fantasy stories. Their guidelines say, “Imagine your favorite coffee shop is run by elves, or the band playing speed metal at the club is made up entirely of orcs. That graffiti on the side of the building that seems too high for humans to have reached? Maybe it was painted by wizards? Beneath the Yellow Lights is the place to explore the urban fantasy landscape! Finding the places where magic and modern day meet is our goal.
We are looking for urban fantasy stories that feature fantasy elements such as magic and mythical creatures in urban environments.”
Deadline: 31 July 2021
Length: 2,000-5,000 words
Pay: $10
Details here.

Fiyah: Love, Death, and Androids
They publish speculative fiction, nonfiction, reviews, and poetry by Black writers of the African Diaspora, and they’re also accepting pitches for their blog. For this theme, the guidelines say, “Fantastical futures and mechanical pasts. Androids taking over the world and magic that proves that humans are survivors. Inspired by an animated series of a similar name, we’re looking for work that gets weird, that examines the construct of humanity, the relationship between humans and their machines or which blurs the lines between them.”
Deadline: 31 July 2021
Length: 2,000-15,000 words for fiction; 800-1,200 words for nonfiction, poetry of up to 1,000 words
Pay: $0.08/word for fiction, $0.10/word for nonfiction, $50 for poetry
Details here.
(They’ll also be open for the LeVar Burton Reads contest for US-based writers during August, and the theme is ‘Origins & Encounters’. Prizes range from $100 to $500 – details here. Do not send submissions now.)

khōréō: Food
This is a magazine of speculative fiction and migration, and they accept work only from those who identify as an immigrant or member of a Diaspora in the broadest definitions of the terms (see guidelines). They are especially interested in writing and art that explores the impact of human or cultural migration, whether voluntary or forced, like themes of immigration, Diaspora, and anti-colonialism. They also accept speculative nonfiction (including non-fiction reprints) and art. For this submission call, they want speculative fiction, and non-fiction – “stories/essays exploring food (and drink) in all its forms, through any lens of migration/identity”, according to their Tweet.
Deadline: 31 July 2021
Length: Fiction of up to 5,000 words, nonfiction of up to 3,000 words
Pay: $0.08/word
Details here.

Air and Nothingness Press: Spirit Machine
They want seance fiction – “A mashup of Spiritualism (seances, ouiji/spirit boards, kirlian auras, discarnated entities, ghost talking) and Science Fiction and/or Steampunk genres. … Stories must combine elements of both Spiritualism and Science Fiction/Steampunk SF. No fantasy stories, no standalone ghost stories, no SF without aspects of Spiritualism.” They do not want stories about spirituality or religion.
Deadline: 31 July 2021
Length: 1,500-3,500 words
Pay: $0.08/word
Details here.

Black Cat Magazine: Apocalypse
This magazine publishes speculative fiction, poetry, and art, and they’re reading for their second issue. “In so much of the popular imagination, an apocalypse is the end of the world as we know it, the end of everything. For Indigenous peoples worldwide, it’s the end of the world(s) before colonization. Or, maybe, it’s a revelation, an uncovering of something hidden, new, and maybe even better…” They want fantasy, science fiction, slipstream, magical realism, dystopian fiction, steampunk, cyberpunk and all the other punks. “For this issue in particular, we are looking for both the dystopian as well as the utopian, hopepunk and solarpunk. But we are also always open to publishing anything that moves us. So if your work fits the theme, but isn’t so much on the speculative genre side, that’s okay.” They accept multiple submissions and reprints. Also, “We do accept submissions of stories where talking cats are the main character. We’d be huge hypocrites if we didn’t.”
Deadline: 31 July 2021, or until filled
Length: Up to 3,000 words for fiction, up to 5 poems (see guidelines)
Pay: $30
Details here.

HellBound Books Publishing: Monsters, Monsters, Monsters, Monsters
This indie publisher has a few projects with upcoming deadlines, and the next deadline is for ‘Monsters, Monsters, Monsters, Monsters’, a fiction anthology. Their guidelines say, “We are looking for monsters, of course, be it werewolves, vampires, unspeakable creatures from the darkest depths of space or the innermost circles of hell, and any manner of earthly animals running amok. And, don’t forget the most heinous monster of them all, who just may be the sweet, unassuming neighbor who lives in the house next to yours…”
Deadline: 31 July 2021
Length: 4,000-10,000 words
Pay: $5
Details here.

WolfSinger Publications: Us/Them Anthology
This is a fiction anthology. Their guidelines say, “Propaganda. Dehumanizing those that you disagree with. Using labels to identify people as being evil. … These tactics are very common in warfare and becoming more and more common in politics. They divide people, they can tear families, friends and countries apart.
What we’re looking for are stories that revolve around the process of creating an US / THEM situation and what happens to both sides because of it. Stories can have a happy ending where both sides are to see past the differences that have been magnified to find the similarities that can join them. They can have tragic endings where one or both sides are destroyed by the hate mongering. Or, they can be somewhere in between.” Stories have to be PG-13.
Deadline: 31 July 2021
Length: 2,000-7,500 words
Pay: $15 + royalties
Details here.

Zoetic Press: NonBinary Review – Prohibition; Person of Interest
They are reading fiction, creative nonfiction, and poetry on two themes: Prohibition, and Person of Interest. They want writers to “explore each theme in any way that speaks to them: re-write a familiar story from a new point of view, mash genres together, give us a personal essay about some aspect of our theme that has haunted you all your life”, according to their guidelines. Each work must have a clear and obvious relation with the theme. They also accept artwork.
— Prohibition: For this theme, their guidelines say, “We know — the United States during Prohibition, which lasted from January 17, 1920 through December 5, 1933, was tough. We’ve heard all the stories about the bootleggers and the rum runners and the speakeasies. We’ve read all about Carrie Nation, the American Temperance Union, and Eliot Ness. We’d like to see what else you’ve got. Have you got a story about what life would look like if orange juice had been prohibited, rather than alcohol? How about a story of someone from another country coming to the US during Prohibition? How about a story about things that were invented during Prohibition specifically because alcohol wasn’t available?”
–Person of Interest: Their guidelines say, “What happens when someone finds a skeleton and nothing else? Who was that person? How old were they? How did they end up where you found them? Where had they been before? In a new experiment, we are starting with nothing but a name and a skeleton. The name is Lee. Or is it Leigh? Or Li? We’re not sure. We also don’t know whether it’s a first name or a last name. We need you to tell us who this person was — How old were they? What was their childhood like? Who loved them? Who hated them? What hopes and dreams did they have for themselves? Did they have a secret identity? … Give us their vignettes, their anecdotes, the page ripped from their journal and tossed beneath the bed. When read together in the issue, your collective creation will come to life, animated and imagined from the bones up.”
Deadlines: 31 July for Prohibition; 31 October 2021 for Person of Interest
Length: Prose up to 3,000 words; poetry up to three pages
Pay: $10 for poetry; $0.01/word for prose
Details here.

Moonflake Press: Lush; Escapism
They are reading fiction, nonfiction (micro-essays, personal essays, memoirs, travel writing, diary entries, anecdotes and your own literary take on true, factual stories), and poetry for their online issue, and the theme is ‘Lush’ – “prose that’s gorgeous and your deep details; stories we can sink into and words that will bite back”; the deadline for that is in August, and there appears to be no payment for online issues.
They also want fiction, nonfiction, and poetry for their next print issue, on the ‘Escapism’ theme. “This can be escaping worlds, cities, identities or however else you interpret it.”
Deadline: 1 August for Lush; 1 September 2021 for Escapism
Length: Varies
Pay: £25 for the print issue
Details here.

Perennial Press: Arthropoda
They want speculative fiction and poetry for an anthology featuring insects, crustaceans, arachnids, or myriapods. They want submissions on monstrous, mythical, or mechanical arthropods. They center narratives of womxn, people of color, and queer folks. They also accept reprints.
Deadline: 7 August 2021
Length: Up to 45 lines for poetry; up to 7,500 words for fiction
Pay: $20
Details here.

Cricket Media: Eight themes
They have literary magazines for children of various ages, and have announced themed submission calls for each; they also accept unthemed submissions. They publish fiction, nonfiction, and poetry, as well as activities, games, puzzles, crafts, and recipes.
BABYBUG (magazine for ages 6 months-3 years; themes – Let’s Play; and Fantastic Fall)
— Let’s Play: They want poems, stories, finger plays, and action rhymes about little ones’ favorite games. “These might be baby classics like peekaboo or hide-and-seek, silly personal routines developed with family and friends, or activities with balls, puzzles, or other favorite toys. We’re looking for playful writing that begs to be read aloud again and again.”
— Fantastic Fall: They want poetry, action rhymes, finger plays, and very short stories that celebrate autumn. “Your work might explore trips to the orchard or rainy days spent inside, the season’s special games, sights and sounds, or other appealing aspects of fall. We’re interested in lively writing that the very young will want to hear again and again.”
LADYBUG (for 3-6 years; themes – Exploring Our World; and I Can Help);
— Exploring Our World: They want non-fiction and poetry on compelling explorations of our world written for young children. “We’re looking for narrative nonfiction (to 800 words), nonfiction and nature writing (to 400 words), and poetry (to 20 lines). You might introduce our readers to a cultural tradition you know well, or share your love of the natural world by introducing them to an intriguing animal or ecosystem.”
— I Can Help: They want short stories, rebus stories, poems, action rhymes, riddles, and songs about young children learning how to think through problems and help themselves and others. “Show us young children’s creativity and determination as they work through the kid-sized difficulties that come up at home or with friends, or find ways to contribute to their communities.”
SPIDER (for 6-9 years; themes – Legendary Kids; and Outside the Box);
— Legendary Kids: They want fresh retellings of folktales, fairytales, tall tales, and myths that cast a child—not an adult—as the clever problem-solver. “Anthropomorphic fables with young animal heroes are also encouraged. We are particularly interested in tales with origins outside of classic European and Western canon.”
— Outside the Box: “We love contemporary stories and poems, but we are excited to read more material that falls outside these popular categories. This might be plays, science fiction, or historical fiction and nonfiction. It might be simple, but inventive, activities like recipes, games, crafts, magic tricks, science experiments, or silly quizzes. It can be anything that defies categorization. We also enjoy stories or poems with accompanying hands-on activities or nonfiction components.”
— CRICKET (for 9-14 years; themes – Ancient Worlds; and Game On!);
— Ancient Worlds: They want historical fiction, nonfiction, myths and legends, and poetry about ancient cultures, including ancient Greece, Rome, Egypt, India, China, Africa, the Americas, Pacific Islands, and more. “Submissions might focus on powerful political leaders and crises; legendary heroes; gods and goddesses; engineering and artistic achievements; cultural, religious, and scientific practices; or modern archaeological discoveries. We also welcome historical fiction featuring the everyday dramas and cares of children in the Cricket age range”.
— Game On! They want fiction, nonfiction, and poetry featuring a competition, game, rivalry, or challenge. “Submissions might focus on a school sports team, a kid trying out for the school play or newspaper, even on entering a local flower show or bird-watching competition. You could feature a warm family situation, such as playing checkers with Grandpa or the dreidel game at Hanukkah; or imagine a medieval fantasy about rival knights at a jousting tournament or battling the village dragon.”
Deadline: 15 August 2021 for all themes
Length: Varies for all magazines – see guidelines
Pay: Up to $0.25/word for prose; $3/line for poetry; $75 for games, recipes, etc.
Details here.
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It's another Moanday mourning inside the hallowed walls of Inspirations. The coffee pot has been prepared in an approved manner as has the tea kettle. You'll have to trust me on all that and the source for the coffee and water.

What Ping posted yesterday about voting and commenting I agree with, approximately 100%. For me, the voting scale runs: Five: okay, Four, may need work. Beyond that, 3 through 1 just don't exist. If a story deserves a vote that low, odds are I've stopped reading it long before finishing the poor thing.

And in closing, please accept my apologies for not keeping up with recent SS stories. It's nothing personal, honest. Not sure why I'm now that way, probably depression, but there it is. Sorry.

With a filled coffee mug in one hand and a bunch of Sarah's cookies in the other, I'll slink over to the corner table to wonder if everyone had a good 4th of July weekend

Later, Inspirators. .
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Okay, we've made it to the first Saturday in July which also just happens to be the day before the Fourth, of July, that is.

Coffee's cooking in a clean pot (honest) that's filled with beans hand-picked by old Juan Valdez himself. Water for both the coffee pot and tea kettle came from 'The River of No Return' (note: starring Marilyn Monroe and Robert Mitchem.

Past time for me to shut up and fill my mug with fresh coffee and my off-hand with Sarah's cookies before slinking off to the corner table to meditate on one thing and/or another.

Later, Inspirators.
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Happy TGIF wishes along with pre Fourth of Julys salutes to all, especially those who plan on celebrating both events.

ET, don't call home, much less 911. The bars liquor license has come under official scrutiny. Apparently there's some question of its validity since it was issued by the Toad Suck Arkansas village council. Stay tuned.

Coffee's on and the tea kettle is doing its thing. Don't worry about the sources of the coffee and water. With enough of Sarah's cookies within easy reach, both coffee and tea should prove most potable.

BTW, y'all be nice to old Jeff. His beloved Mets wasted a 14 strikeout night by their stud young pitcher to lose to Sarah's Atlanta Braves.

Later, Inspirators.
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Greetings to all who celebrate some or all of the following:

*Canada Day

*The Mississippi State baseball team winning the school's first-ever national championship in any sport by whipping defending national champ, Vanderbilt, 9-0. Way to go, Dawgs.

*Chris Paul leading the Phoenix Suns to the finals of NBA championship . For 15-year vet 'CP3' it's the first-time the super-star has made it to the finals.

Odds are there are other reasons to celebrate the first day in July. If you have any, share 'em.

Later, Inspirators.
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Larry, that Victor is a dog after my own heart. ;)

In case Jeff, Roland or any other baseball fan drops in, here's a sports item they may want to check out. Tonight the final game of the College World Series will decide this year's national champ. The Vanderbilt Commodores will be taking on the Mississippi State Bulldogs. Me, I'll be pulling for MSU on account as how they are one of just three 'major' college athletic programs to never have won any sort of national championship.

With a filled coffee mug in one hand and a bunch of Sarah's cookies in the other, I'll go hunker down under the old leadky window A/C and think cool thoughts.

Later, Inspirators.
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Welcome to, Inspirations, the world's most, uh, unique coffee shop. Verity has spoken.Me, I've responded and done gone and cleaned out the coffee pot then gave it a full load of dark roast coffee and water from the mighty DugdemonaRiver. Next came wiping down the tea kettle and use water from the same pristine source then turned both on with instructions to 'git 'er done'.

Thanks to Sarah, there will be cookies to hide any after-taste just in case the river was a bit less than perfectly pristine do to recent rains.

Y'all keep on keeping on.

Later, Inspirators. .
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Morning and all that jazz. No doubt Victor's repose was due to a clean conscience, either that or his hearing is starting to go.

The Suns got by the Clippers last night by four points and now lead the series 3-1. One more win and they'll be in the NBA finals.

With coffee mug in one hand and some of Sarah's cookies in the other, I'll settle down near the old window a/c and think improving thoughts. ;)

Later, Inspirators. smile
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Afternoon, amigoers and amigoettes A blessing on Sarah for the fresh batch of cookies, especially the oatmeal raisin delights. A big tip of the hat to Victor for braving monsoon-like conditions to do his business in the approved manner.

While it is true there is only one contest entry, Verity's story has set a high bar for those still to come. If you haven't done so already, go check it out.

Now, the time has come for all good Inspirators to fill their flagons with iced tea or coffee and grab a handful of Sarah's cookies, then sit near the leaky window air conditioning unit for a bit of serious brain wracking while trying to come up with a contest entry.

Later, Inspirators.
Story Moderator
Morning scribes and assorted sports fans, or vice versa.

Congrats to Larry for banging out some pretty good coffee, and for having the latest Stories Space contest named after him or something sorta like that.

The Suns will meet the Clippers this evening in game three of the NBA semi-finals. The Clippers will be at home but the Suns will have, Chris Paul, their best player back in the lineup and have a 2-0 lead in the seven-game series.

Time to refill my mug, grab a handful of Sarah's scrumptious cookies and go sit near the window A/c.

Later, Inspirators.
Story Moderator
Morning, Larry, and thanks for the coffee. You know, it's more proof of how life can be cruel that today, the longest day of the year, is occuring on a Moanday.

Time to ingest some of your coffee and Sarah's cookies. It's already 90f out here in the desert, so I'll just plant my carcus near the window a/c and think cooling thoughts.

Later, Inspirators.
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Morning, inspired 'Spacers. Coffee's drinkable and the cookies are, of course, great.

Temp is supposed to hit 115f or thereabouts. The real crusher is the low temp forecast is 88f. In the immortal words of the all to mortal Robin Williams in the film, 'Good Morning, Vietnam', "It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut." Seriously.

Hope everyone has a fun, 'Juneteenth' day. In the 'way back when' black folks lucky enough to have a job, were often given the choice of taking off on either 'Juneteenth' or on the forth of July.

Time for coffee, cookies and contemplation of whatever needs contemplating.

Later, Inspirators.
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How do y'all do? Good to learn Scott actually passed a test. Congrats to our man from the north woods. ;)

Victor, it's a challenge, but try your best to keep Larry in line at the drug store. ;)

Happy Juneteenth. Leave it to the US of A guvmint to officially recognize that day in June, 1865 with a holiday on June 18, 2021. ;)

Once again the coffee is downright potable. Many thanks,, Scott. and massive mega-thanks to Sarah for her cookies. Time for me to obtain a supply of both and go sit under the old window A/C.

Later, Inspirators.
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Scott, about your half-(un)finished story, while Jeff's suggestion is artistically sounds, it could be a lot of work. Maybe just a quick, "And they all live happily ever after--except for (insert name(s) of your antagonist)who fell victum to a sudden, mysterious, and painfully disabling case of Shingles. Just another unasked for suggestion. ;)

Now to sample some of Scott's coffee (sip) ain't too shabby, and grab onto a few of sarah's cookies (nibble) ah, perfection -- then make use a comfy chair to help rest my bum left knee

Later, Inspirators.
Story Moderator
WAHOO! The reprieve from the governor's office arrived in time to prevent the termination, whith extreme prejudice, of Stories Space! This is a major goodness. smile

Being unencumbered by any knowledge of web site creation, I decided that for the good of the project I'd assume a stand-by role and not bother anyone with my opinions.

BUT, anyone who has pissed off Gill to the point where she feels the need to take a break, well, they have managed to get on the fightin' side of me.

And speaking of being unencumbered by knowledge, I have no idea what's going on with all the posts about baseball films. But before you chisel your top five in granite, let me suggest you check out, "Pride of the Yankees'.

BTW, Larry, my family and I got to catch the revival of 'Damn Yankees' on Broadway. The kids gloated on the commotion they caused in school when they showed up in their 'Damn Yankees' t-shirts.
In light of the good news, let me remind all of us that, 'Ya Gotta Have Heart'.

Later, Inspirators.
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Morning, Larry. Many thanks for the setup.

It will be nice to know what the future holds for Stories Space. Not trying to rush anyone along but uncertainty is no fun, not at all. ;)

But for now, what I'm certain of is today's coffee is downright drinkable and when combined with some of Sarah's cookies, should make for a great start to the day.

Think I'll just sit here at the counter to enjoy my feast while soaking up the unique ambiance. Y'all do the best you know how.

Later, Inspirators.
Story Moderator
* Just another fine, free service of 'No Hope (of publication) Inc. Rumple Foreskin, head figurehead. ;)


Calls for submissions by 28 Flash Fiction Markets That Pay. Copied from the free, online newsletter of Authors Publish magazine -- highly recommended


Baffling Magazine

Baffling Magazine is a quarterly online magazine of flash fantasy, science fiction and horror with a queer bent. They currently publish two to three flash stories per month on their Patreon. Maximum wordcount is 1,200 but they would love to see more stories under 500 words. The pay is 8 cents per word. Take a look here at their submission guidelines and over here you can read current and past issues. Submissions are open until 15 June 2021.

Blue Marble Review

They are a quarterly online literary journal showcasing creative work of writers ages 13-22. They want flash fiction and short stories of 1,500 words or less. You may submit up to three pieces at a time, and the pay is $25 per published piece. They also welcome poetry, personal essays, travel stories, and opinion pieces as well as art and photography. For more information visit their submissions page here.

City. River. Tree.

They are looking for fiction of 100-500 words in any genre. You may submit up to three stories, and the pay is 2 cents per word ($2 minimum, $5 maximum). For more information, visit their submissions page here.

Coastal Shelf

Coastal Shelf is a journal of literary and visual arts. They accept long and short prose, as well as poetry. You may submit one piece of short prose of under 3,000 words (under 1,000 words is preferred) via the free submission portal, or two pieces if they are under 500 words. Currently they are looking for science-themed prose and poetry, and the submissions window closes on July 1, 2021. They pay $30 per published piece. Take a look here at their submission guidelines, and submit online through their Submittable portal.

Craft

Craft is a literary magazine for fiction and nonfiction. They pay $100 for original flash fiction and creative nonfiction of less than 1,000 words, and $200 for original short fiction and creative nonfiction. Read the submission guidelines for the various categories here. Also read previously published works here.

Curiouser Magazine

Curiouser is a bi-annual Australian literary journal. They accept flash fiction, short stories and poems in the genre magical realism. You may submit up to two flash pieces of 750 words or less, or one short story, or three poems at a time. International authors will receive AU$20 for successful flash pieces, plus a copy of the issue in which it is published, mailed to you, whereas Australian authors will receive AU$50-75 plus a copy of the issue. (They put the pay difference down to postage fees.) The pay for short stories for international authors is AU$60-125 (plus a copy of the issue), and AU $80-140 (plus a copy of the issue) for Australian authors. Take a look at their submission guidelines here. Submissions are open until July 1, 2021.

Daily Science Fiction

Daily Science Fiction accepts speculative fiction (sci-fi, fantasy, slipstream, etc.) from 100 to 1,500 words in length. They especially want very short fiction, and pay 8 cents per word. Look at their submission guidelines here. Submit only one story at a time and if you have received no reply after four weeks, feel free to query your submission.

Dark Dispatch

Dark Dispatch is a pop culture site devoted to all things dark: dark fantasy, sci-fi, horror, and crime. Their second issue will be a themed issue, featuring stories on Deadly Love. Submissions will be open until July 9, 2021. They want two-sentence stories, flash fiction (they favor 300 to 999 words) and short stories (they prefer short stories to be 2,000-5,000 words in length). The pay for two-sentence stories is $10, for flash fiction it is $25, and for short stories it is $50. Check out their submission guidelines here.

Dark Moments

Dark Moments is the online publication of Black Hare press, a small independent publisher in Australia of dark short speculative fiction. They publish short form anthologies, but also run a monthly “drabble challenge” of which the 12 best drabbles (short pieces with a word count of exactly 100 words) are published on their site, at a pay of 4 cents per word ($4 US in total). They are also currently running different calls for submission with different requirements, so visit their submissions page here, and be sure to scroll down all the way to the bottom to look at the various opportunities.

Dream of Shadows

Dream of Shadows is a London-based website that publishes horror and fantasy short stories of maximum 1,500 words. (They are not too keen on sci-fi.) They pay £20 for each published story. Visit their submissions guidelines page here, for more information.

Every Day Fiction

They aim to publish one flash fiction story of under 1,000 words most days of the week. All fiction genres are acceptable and they pay $3 per published story. For more on their submission guidelines, click here.

Flame Tree Press

Flame Tree Press is the trade imprint of Flame Tree Publishing, a publisher that focuses on new novels in horror, crime, sci-fi and fantasy. They also publish a monthly newsletter for which they require two flash fiction stories of between 700 and 1,000 words in length, usually one horror and one sci-fi. The newsletter also serves to inform writers of the monthly theme and submissions window for flash stories. They pay 8 cents per word. Take a look here at their submissions policy, and sign up here for the monthly newsletter.

Flash Fiction Online

Flash Fiction Online publishes “brief, beautiful, and dynamic flash fiction – complete stories told in 500-1,000 words – across a range of speculative and literary genres.” Their submissions portal is open from the 1st to the 21st of each month. They pay $80 per story they accept. Take a look here at their submission requirements.

Flash Fiction magazine

Flash Fiction Magazine accepts fiction stories of between 300 and 1,000 words. They pay $40 for stories selected to be in The Flash Fiction Magazine anthologies. However, they don’t pay for stories published on their website. You can look at their submission requirements here.

Flash Point SF

Flash Point SF publishes new flash sci-fi and fantasy stories every other Friday. They pay $15 per story they accept. Stories must be between 100 and 1,000 words in length. They are currently closed for submissions, but say that they will be open again July 1st, 2021. Take a look at their submission guidelines here.

Fractured Lit

Fractured Lit is always open for micro and flash fiction submissions. They pay authors $50 for original micro fiction (of 400 words or less) and $75 for original flash fiction (of between 401 and 1,000 words). Take a look at their submission guidelines here.

Group Chat Review

Group Chat Review describes themselves as “a caring home for poetry and flash fiction”. You may submit up to three flash fiction stories of less than 1,000 words each. They pay $25 for each story they publish. You can read their submission guidelines here.

If there’s anyone left

They want science fiction and speculative fiction of less than 1,000 words from marginalized members of the sci-fi/spec community. This includes people of color, the LGBTQ+ community, members of marginalized genders, and disabled people. They pay 8 cents per word. Submissions are open until June 30, 2021. Read their submission guidelines here.

Manawaker Studios

They are a flash fiction podcast. All genres will be considered, but sci-fi might get a slightly stronger consideration. The ideal length is 800 words, but stories as short as 250 words or as long as 1,500 words may be considered. They pay a token amount of half cent per word, with a minimum payment of $3. Take a look at their submission guidelines here.

Nanoism

Nanoism is a twitterzine, an online publication focused on nanofiction (which refers to stories of a maximum of 140 characters, reminiscent of Twitter’s original character limit). They also accept submissions for serialized stories. Serials can be between 3-7 segments/episodes/tweets long. They pay $1.50 for individual stories, and a flat rate of $5 for serials. View their submission guidelines here.

Orion’s Belt

Orion’s Belt is a literary speculative-fiction online magazine. They publish one story per month of 1,200 words or less. Read their about page here to understand what they are looking for, and their submission guidelines here. They pay 8 cents per word for accepted stories.

Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing

They are looking for horror flash fiction to publish in their newsletter. Submissions must be less than 1,500 words in length. They pay $25 per accepted piece. Read their submission guidelines and submit here.

Short Circuit (Short Édition)

Short Édition is a French publishing house of short literature: poetry, short stories, and flash fiction. In addition to their online platform, they also publish fiction around the world via their Short Story Dispensers. These dispensers are a bit like an ATM for stories and poems. They provide the public with a literary experience free of charge. Read more about them here. They accept submissions for their quarterly review Short Circuit, and pay writers an advance payment on the royalties that will be received on a yearly basis, of 100 euros for unpublished short fiction, 50 euros for unpublished poetry, and 25 euros for previously published works. They want short stories and poems of maximum 7,500 characters, spaces included, and children’s works of maximum 7,000 characters. Read their submission requirements here. Their FAQ-page is also a valuable source of information.

SmokeLong Quarterly

They are an online literary magazine dedicated to “flash narrative”. Submissions must be no longer than 1,000 words and they pay $50 per piece upon publication in the quarterly issue. Take a look here at their submission guidelines.

The Arcanist

They are a digital literary magazine that focuses on fantasy, sci-fi, and horror flash fiction. They want stories of fewer than 1,000 words, and pay 10 cents per word. You may submit up to three stories at a time. Submissions open again on June 14, 2021. Click here to read their submission guidelines.

New Voices (The Masters Review)

The Masters Review’s New Voices category is open throughout the year to any new or emerging author who has not published a work of fiction or narrative nonfiction of novel length. Authors of short story collections are welcome to submit. They pay $200 for short fiction and narrative nonfiction of up to 7,000 words, and $100 for flash fiction of up to 1,000 words. For more information, take a look here at their submission guidelines.


* This being copied and pasted, the provided links will not work. Google the site name to go to their submission guidelines.

Three-Lobed Burning Eye

Three-Lobed Burning Eye is a speculative fiction magazine published online twice per year. They publish short fiction (1,001-7,500 words) and flash fiction (less than 1,000 words). They pay $100 for short fiction and $30 for flash. For their submission guidelines, click here.

Timber Ghost Press

They are looking for flash fiction of under 1,000 words in the horror genre to feature on their site and in their newsletter. They pay $5 per accepted piece. Look at the submission requirements here. They are also currently running a call for submissions (deadline October 31, 2021) for an anthology titled Dead Stars and Stone Arches: A Collection of Utah Horror. Work must fall into one of four categories (poetry, flash fiction, short fiction and novelette), and the payment for accepted flash pieces is $15. Click here to read more about submitting to the anthology.
Story Moderator
Calls for submissions by 28 Flash Fiction Markets That Pay. Copied from the free, online newsletter of Authors Publish magazine -- highly recommended


Baffling Magazine

Baffling Magazine is a quarterly online magazine of flash fantasy, science fiction and horror with a queer bent. They currently publish two to three flash stories per month on their Patreon. Maximum wordcount is 1,200 but they would love to see more stories under 500 words. The pay is 8 cents per word. Take a look here at their submission guidelines and over here you can read current and past issues. Submissions are open until 15 June 2021.

Blue Marble Review

They are a quarterly online literary journal showcasing creative work of writers ages 13-22. They want flash fiction and short stories of 1,500 words or less. You may submit up to three pieces at a time, and the pay is $25 per published piece. They also welcome poetry, personal essays, travel stories, and opinion pieces as well as art and photography. For more information visit their submissions page here.

City. River. Tree.

They are looking for fiction of 100-500 words in any genre. You may submit up to three stories, and the pay is 2 cents per word ($2 minimum, $5 maximum). For more information, visit their submissions page here.

Coastal Shelf

Coastal Shelf is a journal of literary and visual arts. They accept long and short prose, as well as poetry. You may submit one piece of short prose of under 3,000 words (under 1,000 words is preferred) via the free submission portal, or two pieces if they are under 500 words. Currently they are looking for science-themed prose and poetry, and the submissions window closes on July 1, 2021. They pay $30 per published piece. Take a look here at their submission guidelines, and submit online through their Submittable portal.

Craft

Craft is a literary magazine for fiction and nonfiction. They pay $100 for original flash fiction and creative nonfiction of less than 1,000 words, and $200 for original short fiction and creative nonfiction. Read the submission guidelines for the various categories here. Also read previously published works here.

Curiouser Magazine

Curiouser is a bi-annual Australian literary journal. They accept flash fiction, short stories and poems in the genre magical realism. You may submit up to two flash pieces of 750 words or less, or one short story, or three poems at a time. International authors will receive AU$20 for successful flash pieces, plus a copy of the issue in which it is published, mailed to you, whereas Australian authors will receive AU$50-75 plus a copy of the issue. (They put the pay difference down to postage fees.) The pay for short stories for international authors is AU$60-125 (plus a copy of the issue), and AU $80-140 (plus a copy of the issue) for Australian authors. Take a look at their submission guidelines here. Submissions are open until July 1, 2021.

Daily Science Fiction

Daily Science Fiction accepts speculative fiction (sci-fi, fantasy, slipstream, etc.) from 100 to 1,500 words in length. They especially want very short fiction, and pay 8 cents per word. Look at their submission guidelines here. Submit only one story at a time and if you have received no reply after four weeks, feel free to query your submission.

Dark Dispatch

Dark Dispatch is a pop culture site devoted to all things dark: dark fantasy, sci-fi, horror, and crime. Their second issue will be a themed issue, featuring stories on Deadly Love. Submissions will be open until July 9, 2021. They want two-sentence stories, flash fiction (they favor 300 to 999 words) and short stories (they prefer short stories to be 2,000-5,000 words in length). The pay for two-sentence stories is $10, for flash fiction it is $25, and for short stories it is $50. Check out their submission guidelines here.

Dark Moments

Dark Moments is the online publication of Black Hare press, a small independent publisher in Australia of dark short speculative fiction. They publish short form anthologies, but also run a monthly “drabble challenge” of which the 12 best drabbles (short pieces with a word count of exactly 100 words) are published on their site, at a pay of 4 cents per word ($4 US in total). They are also currently running different calls for submission with different requirements, so visit their submissions page here, and be sure to scroll down all the way to the bottom to look at the various opportunities.

Dream of Shadows

Dream of Shadows is a London-based website that publishes horror and fantasy short stories of maximum 1,500 words. (They are not too keen on sci-fi.) They pay £20 for each published story. Visit their submissions guidelines page here, for more information.

Every Day Fiction

They aim to publish one flash fiction story of under 1,000 words most days of the week. All fiction genres are acceptable and they pay $3 per published story. For more on their submission guidelines, click here.

Flame Tree Press

Flame Tree Press is the trade imprint of Flame Tree Publishing, a publisher that focuses on new novels in horror, crime, sci-fi and fantasy. They also publish a monthly newsletter for which they require two flash fiction stories of between 700 and 1,000 words in length, usually one horror and one sci-fi. The newsletter also serves to inform writers of the monthly theme and submissions window for flash stories. They pay 8 cents per word. Take a look here at their submissions policy, and sign up here for the monthly newsletter.

Flash Fiction Online

Flash Fiction Online publishes “brief, beautiful, and dynamic flash fiction – complete stories told in 500-1,000 words – across a range of speculative and literary genres.” Their submissions portal is open from the 1st to the 21st of each month. They pay $80 per story they accept. Take a look here at their submission requirements.

Flash Fiction magazine

Flash Fiction Magazine accepts fiction stories of between 300 and 1,000 words. They pay $40 for stories selected to be in The Flash Fiction Magazine anthologies. However, they don’t pay for stories published on their website. You can look at their submission requirements here.

Flash Point SF

Flash Point SF publishes new flash sci-fi and fantasy stories every other Friday. They pay $15 per story they accept. Stories must be between 100 and 1,000 words in length. They are currently closed for submissions, but say that they will be open again July 1st, 2021. Take a look at their submission guidelines here.

Fractured Lit

Fractured Lit is always open for micro and flash fiction submissions. They pay authors $50 for original micro fiction (of 400 words or less) and $75 for original flash fiction (of between 401 and 1,000 words). Take a look at their submission guidelines here.

Group Chat Review

Group Chat Review describes themselves as “a caring home for poetry and flash fiction”. You may submit up to three flash fiction stories of less than 1,000 words each. They pay $25 for each story they publish. You can read their submission guidelines here.

If there’s anyone left

They want science fiction and speculative fiction of less than 1,000 words from marginalized members of the sci-fi/spec community. This includes people of color, the LGBTQ+ community, members of marginalized genders, and disabled people. They pay 8 cents per word. Submissions are open until June 30, 2021. Read their submission guidelines here.

Manawaker Studios

They are a flash fiction podcast. All genres will be considered, but sci-fi might get a slightly stronger consideration. The ideal length is 800 words, but stories as short as 250 words or as long as 1,500 words may be considered. They pay a token amount of half cent per word, with a minimum payment of $3. Take a look at their submission guidelines here.

Nanoism

Nanoism is a twitterzine, an online publication focused on nanofiction (which refers to stories of a maximum of 140 characters, reminiscent of Twitter’s original character limit). They also accept submissions for serialized stories. Serials can be between 3-7 segments/episodes/tweets long. They pay $1.50 for individual stories, and a flat rate of $5 for serials. View their submission guidelines here.

Orion’s Belt

Orion’s Belt is a literary speculative-fiction online magazine. They publish one story per month of 1,200 words or less. Read their about page here to understand what they are looking for, and their submission guidelines here. They pay 8 cents per word for accepted stories.

Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing

They are looking for horror flash fiction to publish in their newsletter. Submissions must be less than 1,500 words in length. They pay $25 per accepted piece. Read their submission guidelines and submit here.

Short Circuit (Short Édition)

Short Édition is a French publishing house of short literature: poetry, short stories, and flash fiction. In addition to their online platform, they also publish fiction around the world via their Short Story Dispensers. These dispensers are a bit like an ATM for stories and poems. They provide the public with a literary experience free of charge. Read more about them here. They accept submissions for their quarterly review Short Circuit, and pay writers an advance payment on the royalties that will be received on a yearly basis, of 100 euros for unpublished short fiction, 50 euros for unpublished poetry, and 25 euros for previously published works. They want short stories and poems of maximum 7,500 characters, spaces included, and children’s works of maximum 7,000 characters. Read their submission requirements here. Their FAQ-page is also a valuable source of information.

SmokeLong Quarterly

They are an online literary magazine dedicated to “flash narrative”. Submissions must be no longer than 1,000 words and they pay $50 per piece upon publication in the quarterly issue. Take a look here at their submission guidelines.

The Arcanist

They are a digital literary magazine that focuses on fantasy, sci-fi, and horror flash fiction. They want stories of fewer than 1,000 words, and pay 10 cents per word. You may submit up to three stories at a time. Submissions open again on June 14, 2021. Click here to read their submission guidelines.

New Voices (The Masters Review)

The Masters Review’s New Voices category is open throughout the year to any new or emerging author who has not published a work of fiction or narrative nonfiction of novel length. Authors of short story collections are welcome to submit. They pay $200 for short fiction and narrative nonfiction of up to 7,000 words, and $100 for flash fiction of up to 1,000 words. For more information, take a look here at their submission guidelines.


* This being copied and pasted, the provided links will not work. Google the site name to go to their submission guidelines.

Three-Lobed Burning Eye

Three-Lobed Burning Eye is a speculative fiction magazine published online twice per year. They publish short fiction (1,001-7,500 words) and flash fiction (less than 1,000 words). They pay $100 for short fiction and $30 for flash. For their submission guidelines, click here.

Timber Ghost Press

They are looking for flash fiction of under 1,000 words in the horror genre to feature on their site and in their newsletter. They pay $5 per accepted piece. Look at the submission requirements here. They are also currently running a call for submissions (deadline October 31, 2021) for an anthology titled Dead Stars and Stone Arches: A Collection of Utah Horror. Work must fall into one of four categories (poetry, flash fiction, short fiction and novelette), and the payment for accepted flash pieces is $15. Click here to read more about submitting to the anthology.
Story Moderator
Moanday mourning greetings from no one in particular -- that's me. However, I have rinsed and refilled both the coffee pot and the tea kettle. Not sure what sort of coffee was involved, but give it a try, and if possible, then report your experience. ;)

Today's forecast high is 114f which is the sort of temp that get the attention of most folks around here. Ice coffee later today might bee a goodness.

For now, I'm filling my mug with whatever coffee is available, then grab some of Sarah's scrumptious cookies and go sit in a comfy chair near the old window air conditioner and think cool thoughts.

Later, Inspirators.
Story Moderator
While it may be true that 'Some Like It Hot' it is possible to have too much of a good thing -- with or without Marilyn Monroe hanging around. The predicted high today out here in 'The Valley of the Sun' is 113f (45c).

BTW, yesterday I seem to have 'lost' Inspirations. I mean to say, no link to this scene of old world culture and charm could I find. Today it has returned but while I'm glad, I'm also very confused.

Time for coffee (thanks, Larry) and cookies (thanks, Sarah). Y'all do the best you know how to stay cool.

Later, Inspirators.
Story Moderator
Terry Pratchett

William Faulkner

Gabriel García Márquez

Harper Lee

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Raymond Chandler (counting has always been a challenge for me) ;)

short story

E.A.Poe
Eudora Welty
Flannery O'Connor

That's all folks -- well, okay, there are more, a lot more, but my afternoon power nap is way past due.

Story Moderator
TGIF greetings to all. The coffee and tea kettle will soon be doing their thing. Heck, I even rinsed them out and used fresh water. Not sure about the coffee but since the container was half-empty, I'm figuring it must be okay, probably.

Larry, take good care of Victor. This crew is bummed out enough about the site possibly shutting down, but to have Victor feeling puny is more than we can bear. ;)

Hum, coffee's not half-bad. Y'all give it a try. Me I'm gonna take a mug full of the stuff and a handfull of Sarah's cookies out to the platial front patio, find be a wooden Coca-Cola case and sit a spell.

Later, Inspirators.
Story Moderator
Mendalla, he wrote: (a woman at work was pregnant again by the time she came back from her first mat leave) kind of leave me wondering how they do it.

Me, I suggested: Private hospital room? ;)

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Here's the good news: coffee's on, the tea kettle is kettling and Sarah just dropped off a fresh batch of cookies.

Here's the bad news: Dnag near everything else. (sigh)

Roland, you and Larry are two of the toughest hombres I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. Here's hoping folks such as Mendalla and the Pingster can come save the day like the Canadian Mounties they must have been in a previous life. ;)

I'm heading outside to drink coffee and eat cookies. Y'all do the best you know how.

Later, Inspirators.
Story Moderator
Today is most definitely a, 'Moanday mourning'. The notice Ping just mentioned is on the Site Announcement forum. As for the Pingster wanting his spiced rum, no can do. However, there is a half-empty bottle of Old Spice after-shave available. But grieve not. . Hang around a minute or two and the coffee and water for tea should be good to go.

Me, I'm gonna fill my mug, grab some of Sarah's cookies and go sit outside and contemplate life, its consequences and inevitabilities.

Later, Inspirators.